Let's set the record straight. SalesServiceGuy has made veiled threats to Phil about the FBI and dude stalked me on the internet. Hell, just curse me...
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.