Wow, just wow..I'm waiting for the 1.21 jigawatts spec to fire up the flux capacitor..My favorite so far is "light doesn't travel in a vacuum". I can only assume you mean a Dyson vacuum as in this case, light would not travel though it..Other than that, a photon in a absolute vacuum would travel forever..The rest of your "bullet points" must be something like the "new math"..
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