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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Here is another one to make your day!

    Customer tells me they ran out of toner...machine will not copy at all.

    So Betty goes to the coffee break room and gets the dry powder creamer supplies.

    "Why are the copies so crappy???"

    "We added plenty of new dry powder, right up to the top of the hopper!!!"

    Toshiba 702a about 1979.

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    The following four words uttered from a complete retard of a customer make me want to grab them, and toss them out a f*****g window... ďoh youíre back again?Ē... ESPECIALLY when I have either NEVER been there before, or havenít been there in over a year!!! WTF. OR, if I Iím there on a part return OR... what if Iím just not f******g perfect and had a recall and had to come back! Like you b*tches never make mistakes. UGH! F.U a-hole! That is the moment I seriously question my life choices. I feel better now... hope I posted this in the correct forum, lol!

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    go to customer who had bad print quality "i already tried replacing all the toners".

    most of which had atleast 40% remaining and are now in a huge shared dumpster.

    Its fun when the boss rings up complaining about getting charged for toners and getting to dob in the name of staff member that is to blame

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Just had a customer in the last couple days say their machine was jamming and they couldn't find any paper. They said they even removed all the toner, looking for the jam. Here's your sign!
    Started in the copier service business in the fall of 1988 and have worked at the same company since then, now the senior tech, since 2000.

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by BaconSteve View Post
    The following four words uttered from a complete retard of a customer make me want to grab them, and toss them out a f*****g window... ďoh youíre back again?Ē... ESPECIALLY when I have either NEVER been there before, or havenít been there in over a year!!! WTF. OR, if I Iím there on a part return OR... what if Iím just not f******g perfect and had a recall and had to come back! Like you b*tches never make mistakes. UGH! F.U a-hole! That is the moment I seriously question my life choices. I feel better now... hope I posted this in the correct forum, lol!
    see doncha feel better now?

    I like the one.. "maybe we need to give you a desk"

    I have one... I am the "tech-on-site" have been for a year.
    This was @ the EPA facility in RTP back in 2002.

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post

    I like the one.. "maybe we need to give you a desk"

    I have one... I am the "tech-on-site" have been for a year.
    This was @ the EPA facility in RTP back in 2002.
    Customers are soooo sorry silly sometimes that I'm scared!

    I'm proud being copier tech but for other things I'm a customer.
    I always do my best to not look like my customers in front of me
    A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Yes Phil, ahhhhh. Much better now...

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by BaconSteve View Post
    Yes Phil, ahhhhh. Much better now...
    Good Brother
    . Sometimes I go into the woods and let a big ole Sweetgum hold a piece of my mind..
    Always feels better unless the "Tree Rats" start chucking acorns.
    But then I always have my 22lr rifle .. and dinner too!What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    Good Brother
    . Sometimes I go into the woods and let a big ole Sweetgum hold a piece of my mind..
    Always feels better unless the "Tree Rats" start chucking acorns.
    But then I always have my 22lr rifle .. and dinner too!What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

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    Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

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    Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    Good Brother
    . Sometimes I go into the woods and let a big ole Sweetgum hold a piece of my mind..
    Always feels better unless the "Tree Rats" start chucking acorns.
    But then I always have my 22lr rifle .. and dinner too!What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
    Lol! I think that even a city boy like me can get the jist of all that. It paints an interesting picture in whatís left of my mind. Sounds relaxing. You should consider creative writing ;-)

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