"But what does it do?"

[JtheCopyGuy]

The Genuine Lost In Space B-9 Robot - Hammacher Schlemmer

This is the 6 1/2-foot, animatronic remote-controlled version of the B-9 Environmental Control Robot from the classic Lost In Space television series that ran from 1965 to 1968. Every detail of the original robot is faithfully reproduced from original archival molds, patterns and blueprints. It is made from fiberglass, acrylic, aluminum, and steel parts, including its rotating torso and radar head, flashing lights, animated ear sensors, and clawed arms. It can be operated using the included remote control, allowing you to move its torso left and right and activate the robots soil sampler (which comes out of its right tread housing and spins; the robot provides an audible environmental analysis thereafter). The robot has a 240-watt audio system, and speaks 511 pre-recorded phrases performed by Richard Tufeld, the original voice of the robot from the television series (including such familiar phrases as "Danger Will Robinson!") Pulling the robot's power pack causes it to utter "Aaghhhhhh..." just as it did in the TV series when being shut-down; plugging it back in prompts it to say "Who turned out the lights?" 78" H x 27" W. (275 lbs.)

Only $24,500 USD since you Alpha Copier guys make such big bucks :P

[Stirton.M]

The Genuine Lost In Space B-9 Robot - Hammacher Schlemmer

This is the 6 1/2-foot, animatronic remote-controlled version of the B-9 Environmental Control Robot from the classic Lost In Space television series that ran from 1965 to 1968. Every detail of the original robot is faithfully reproduced from original archival molds, patterns and blueprints. It is made from fiberglass, acrylic, aluminum, and steel parts, including its rotating torso and radar head, flashing lights, animated ear sensors, and clawed arms. It can be operated using the included remote control, allowing you to move its torso left and right and activate the robots soil sampler (which comes out of its right tread housing and spins; the robot provides an audible environmental analysis thereafter). The robot has a 240-watt audio system, and speaks 511 pre-recorded phrases performed by Richard Tufeld, the original voice of the robot from the television series (including such familiar phrases as "Danger Will Robinson!") Pulling the robot's power pack causes it to utter "Aaghhhhhh..." just as it did in the TV series when being shut-down; plugging it back in prompts it to say "Who turned out the lights?" 78" H x 27" W. (275 lbs.)

Only $24,500 USD since you Alpha Copier guys make such big bucks :P

WTFH!!!!!

Who has 25g to spend on a TOY that isn't even road legal?

[Shadow1]

If I'm gonna lay out that kind of coinage I want a fully functional Dalek (R/C of course)

I think we still have a few AF1224c's we can try it out on - if not a MP4000 will do just fine (before moving on to the engineer who's in charge of the toner)

[DavidEtling]

The guy inside the Lost in Space robot just passed away earlier this year!

[mjarbar]

If I'm gonna lay out that kind of coinage I want a fully functional Dalek (R/C of course)

I think we still have a few AF1224c's we can try it out on - if not a MP4000 will do just fine (before moving on to the engineer who's in charge of the toner)

If your going to turn killer robots out on machines may I suggest Maximilian from The Black Hole, there are plenty of iR3100 and iR6800 type machines I would like to see shredded. I just wonder if they would give a little electronic scream as they go...A quick zap from a dalek wouldn't seem fitting somehow!

[TonerMunkeh]

If we're going down the killer cyborg / robot thing let's go the whole hog, Cain out of RoboCop 2 or Optimus Prime. Let's see a few MP4000/5000's in a row and just let them be smashed to shit. A lot.

[ToshibaTech]

The guy inside the Lost in Space robot just passed away earlier this year!

Did they get him out of it?

[Shadow1]

A quick zap from a dalek wouldn't seem fitting somehow!

Maybe so, but I was thinking about revoking the contract on some of those bad customers later, and maybe a quick trip to Ft. Knox when my kids hit college

[BLADE]

Dr Smith used to update firmware at the back somewhere

[mjarbar]

Maybe so, but I was thinking about revoking the contract on some of those bad customers later, and maybe a quick trip to Ft. Knox when my kids hit college

Ah, a man with a plan.