Two women went out for their weekly "girls night out." After getting really drunk, they proceded to stumble home. On the way, they both had to pee really bad, so they stepped into a cemetary and peed. Having no toilet paper, one of the girls wiped herself with her panties and disgarded them and the other one grabbed a wreath off of a grave and wiped herself with it.
The next morning, one of the husbands called the other and said, "Well, there will be no more girls night out! My wife came home without any panties!" The other husband replied, "You think that's bad, my wife came home with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that read, "From all of us at the fire department, we will never forget you or the way you could handle a big hose."
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
Ricoh's new Point-to-Point Wiring Diagram - to go along with their 3D parts catalog.
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73 DE W5SSJ
If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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So Cinderella was crying, when her fairy godmother shows up. She asks poor Cinderella, "What's troubling you, my dear?" "My sisters have all gone to the ball, but I can't! I have nothing to wear and no way to go..." cried Cinderella. "Oh fret not. Let me handle this for you," said the fairy godmother. "But first, you have to bring me all the pumpkins you can find."
So Cinderella set off to look for all pumpkins she could find and rolled them back. Then her fairy godmother turned 1 into a beautiful golden carriage, 2 into majestic stallions, 2 into a beautiful pair of glass slippers and 1 into the most elegant and gorgeous white gown you could ever imagine. But Cinderella kept on crying.
"Why are you still troubled, sweetie? You've got everything you need to go to the ball!"
"But I... I... I'm on my period now. I can't wear that white dress," replied Cinderella.
"Don't worry honey," said her fairy godmother, and she turned to look at the garden, only to find the largest pumpkin left, which she turned into a tampon.
And at midnight, Cinderella died.
Squeezed one in before the end of the work day!
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Oh dear!!!!!! I've been beating my head against the wall for the last year trying to teach some of the part changers we have around here some basic electronics. I'd just thought that I'd got them to understand a simple circuit with a battery, switch and a resistive load and then you come along and melt their brains down !!!! Oh well back to square one.
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
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