Probably told it before but what the hell...I am old!
Two old ladies are driving home from church when they blaze right through a red traffic light. The passenger gets a bit nervous but "no harm, no foul". Then they go through a second and a third! Finally, she just has to speak up before they are in an accident and injured. "Maude, do you realize that you just ran through three red traffic light"? Maude replies..."Oh shit! I'm driving?"
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