A Billionaire is dying and wants to try and see if he can take some money with him to the great beyond. He gathers his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer and gives them each a billion dollars to "slip into his casket" after the service. After his passing, they each made their visit to the casket before it was closed and he was buried. Several months later, they were all gathered and began discussing the plan. The priest was first to confess. You know, I knew that money would do him no good in the afterlife so I donated half to the church and only put half in his casket...The doctor said, I am glad you said that because I too thought it was to be going to waste and I donated half to research the cancer that took his life so I am guilty also of only sending half with him... The attorney looked at them shaking his head in disgust and said I am disappointed in both of you! I want you to know that when they closed that casket, I had put my personal check for the entire amount with him!
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