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Royal Mail created a stamp with a picture of the Prime Minister of Great Britain ... Gordon Brown
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and spending of £1.1million, a
special commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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While I was having a quiet coffee in my local cafe this morning, I felt the need to fart, and knew that I couldn't hold it in.
The music was quite loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music, so that no one would notice.
After a few songs, I felt so much better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I remembered that I was listening to my IPod!!
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Guy walks into a bar with a loaded gun, screams;
'Which of you here had sex with my wife god damn it'...
Voice from the back of the room shouts;
'You aint got enough bullets mate'..
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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US police beaten Chines man after asking for his name 10 times.
"I LOST MY FAITH IN MANKIND!",
told Fuck You from hospital.
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
For those that missed it.....Originally Posted by tsbservice
"I lost my faith in man kind"',
said Noe Phuken Wei' from his hospital bed...
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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I love you all people!
Defects are simple, our mind is complicated
Som ting wong with this joke.
That reminded me of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0
They are being represented by the Law Offices of Dewey Cheatem and Howe.
Lost in the translation 😂
Some have better.
Give them all brothers, it's J-o-k-e. o-f. t-h-e. d-a-y.
Awesome topic
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
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