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BSM2 went to the hospital for a cranial scan, he called his doctor the next day...
The doctor told him something was strange and wanted him to come in later that day for some further tests.
BSM2 was scheduled to be there @ 1500hrs (him being in the military the doc thought he should recognize the jargon.. he was a military doc) He showed up @ 1600 and was told he was late for his appointment... "NO It's 1500 hrs." No said the nurse 1200 + 3 is 1500hrs.
BSM2 stood there 'deer in the headlight look' then stated not according to the 'common core math that I learned... you're wrong'
Nurse walked away to talk to the doctor.. BSM2 heard them mention 1500 - 12+3
doctor responded 'Honey he learned common core math .. those folks aren't bright at all'
BSM2 never took the other tests.. Doctor deemed there was nothing in his head to examine
Can we keep this thread for jokes, not personal/political hatred, you are becoming a bully boy troll.
FYI This thread is in Rants, Raves, and Everything Else. As such, anything goes.Originally Posted by davel
OH? did he say something?
butthurt people need NOT apply.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready, he begins to speak.
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."
"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile
markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the
Marathon Government Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings
on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not
realize his extensive holdings and, as Doug slips away, the nurse says:
"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working
man to have accumulated all this property.”
The wife replies,
"Property?. What property? The asshole has a paper route"...
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
So Adolf Hitler could post about gassing Jews and that would be fine according to you.
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