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    My wife:
    "Sweetheart I cooked for you Crème Brûlée and Fish!"
    Me:
    "Super! Which one I'm eating now?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsbservice View Post
    My wife:
    "Sweetheart I cooked for you Crème Brûlée and Fish!"
    Me:
    "Super! Which one I'm eating now?"
    depends is she sitting or laying down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    depends is she sitting or laying down?
    😆 naughty boy. That was supposed to be relatively clean joke...well until the first hit
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsbservice View Post
    😆 naughty boy. That was supposed to be relatively clean joke...well until the first hit
    what can I say in defense of my comment Judge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    what can I say in defense of my comment Judge?
    Nothing cuz I really like your sudden swing move


    In reality she's better than some chefs. My family eat nothing but home made food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsbservice View Post
    Nothing cuz I really like your sudden swing move


    In reality she's better than some chefs. My family eat nothing but home made food.
    I do/have done all the cooking ... all from scratch...

    pizza on fridays... only cuz my son is asst mgr at Pizza Hut.

    my 1st ex could/did burn water and all else. shit she couldn't even brew coffee in the coffee maker. Hence one reason she is an ex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil B. View Post
    I do/have done all the cooking ... all from scratch...

    pizza on fridays... only cuz my son is asst mgr at Pizza Hut.

    my 1st ex could/did burn water and all else. shit she couldn't even brew coffee in the coffee maker. Hence one reason she is an ex.
    I can make it for myself with some random pretty good results but it definitely got some talent to do it day after day with excellent results.
    I must give her big credit for this!

    Kinda derailed this thread last few posts. My apologies but it's Friday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsbservice View Post
    I can make it for myself with some random pretty good results but it definitely got some talent to do it day after day with excellent results.
    I must give her big credit for this!

    Kinda derailed this thread last few posts. My apologies but it's Friday!
    Derailed maybe but in a positive direction.

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