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    We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

    Symptoms:
    Causes you
    1. To send the same message twice.
    2. To send a blank message.
    3. To send a message to the wrong person.
    4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
    5. To forget to attach the attachment.
    6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
    7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
    8. To SEND when you should DELETE.

    It is called the C-NILE virus!

    And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    So she has two roles in the admin..who the fuck cares? She isn't handling the border crisis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimslob View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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    Corny joke but a little funny.


    An AC/Heating guy was working on a vent system and an large object was in the vent and started moving.

    The Repairman said, "What are you?" !!!! The object said " Im a Fun Guy!"

    Thanks for all the good jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 40yearsplus View Post
    Corny joke but a little funny.


    An AC/Heating guy was working on a vent system and an large object was in the vent and started moving.

    The Repairman said, "What are you?" !!!! The object said " Im a Fun Guy!"

    Thanks for all the good jokes.

    Groan.jpg

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