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    Re: Joke of the Day

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
    There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor fortoday?'
    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
    The Receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
    The waiting room erupted in laughter...

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!




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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by izzynut View Post
    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
    There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor fortoday?'
    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
    The Receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
    The waiting room erupted in laughter...

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!



    Yes yes I am..
    The gent handled it just the I would have.

    Just can't put anything over on us old farts...

    Been there .. done that.

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