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    Two wealthy college students and a retired old truck driver were using the urinals in a public restroom.
    The first young man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job.
    As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular, “At Harvard, I learned to be clean and sanitary.”
    The second young gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless.
    As he was drying his hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, “At Yale, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious.”
    The elderly trucker finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering, “In kindergarten, I learned not to piss on my hands.”

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    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

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