You're traveling the Oregon Trail when you meet a man who says his name is Terry. You laugh and say "That a girly name."
He shoots you. You die from dissin' Terry.
You're traveling the Oregon Trail when you meet a man who says his name is Terry. You laugh and say "That a girly name."
He shoots you. You die from dissin' Terry.
Wife - darling, Am I put on weight
Husband - No,sweety you are well-shaped
Wife - If so, carry me to the fridge
Husband - No, you don't move..I will bring it to you
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live again
Who is stronger
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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It finally happened!
The Flight attendant asked "Is there a doctor on this flight?"
I leapt up and said "Yes!"
Performed a Tracheotomy at 30,000 ft. with a razor blade and a ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable!
Thinking of going to doctor school now.
Omertà
What is the difference between COVID19 and the Boeing 737Max?
COVID19 is airborne.
Whoever gave me a red card ("not a joke")for this joke........lighten the fuck up, and get a fucking sense of humor. That's what this thread is for.
Did this exact scenario happen to someone you know? Someone Faked being a doctor on a plane and killed them with a macgyvered tracheotomy??
Dark humor is still humor.
If this joke offends you, then I would advise against going backwards in this thread. Instead, you should go find your favorite security blanket, find a safe space, pop your thumb in your mouth, and rock yourself to sleep.
I've seen much more repugnant jokes in this thread.
Omertà
Maybe it was becasue he/she didn't think it was very funny...
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