A man goes to his gp (thats doctor in england) hes not very well the doctor examines him but cant find anything wrong so sends him off to hospital for tests.he has x rays, cat scan ,blood tests ,mri ,the works and all the technicians send their results to the gp the gp calls the man into his office and says "ive got good news and bad news" well the man says whats the good news"
doctor says "we know whats wrong with you" and the bad news doctor says "you have a new disease its called yellow 24" whats the cure says the man,sadly says the doctor there is no cure its a new disease from out of china its called yellow 24 because you turn yellow and die in 24 hours .go home tell the wife settle some affairs is the best advice I can give you says the doctor .the man goes home tells the wife shes not very happy .well its my bingo night tonight she says, come with me and it will take your mind of it.so he goes he gets a card and starts playing and he wins the first prize off the night for getting 4 corners ,he wins £100 he keeps playing with the same card and is the first to get a middle line for which he gets £1000,well its something for the wife he thinks ,he keeps playing and gets a full house on the same card and wins£10000.the bingo caller call him onto the stage and says"ive been doing this job for 30 years and I have never seen such luck on the same card,you must be a very very lucky man."lucky" says the man "i'll have you know ive got yellow24",looking at his notes the bingo caller says good god you have won the raffle as well!
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