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What's the best way to reach your meth dealer?
Speed dial.
I took a drug to make my brain run faster.
I'm still stupid, *but in high speed*
Last edited by tsbservice; 11-26-2021 at 06:34 PM.
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Niels Bohr: "So Let me get this straight. If I was having sex with my girlfriend and I thrust at the speed of light, would my penis gain infinite mass?"
Albert Einstein: "I suppose it would. One thing is for sure, you'd certainly create a black hole..."
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
Just remember, the mass of the ass times the angle of the dangle plus the torque of the pork equals the sum of the cum.Originally Posted by tsbservice
A man gets a flat tire outside the fence of an insane asylum.
While he's changing the tire he sees a patient on the other side of the fence observing him so he hurries. He gets the flat off and puts the spare on, but since he was rushing to get out of there, he accidentally drops all 4 lug nuts down a drain. While he's standing there staring at the spare with no lugs to secure it, scratching his head, he hears the patient on the other side of the fence say, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" He calmly replies, "Yes?" The patient inquires, "Whatcha doin?" He explains his predicament and the patient asks,
"Why don't you just take one lug nut off the other 3 wheels and put them on the spare to get you where you're going?"
The man, surprised, says, "That is a really good idea. Why they got you locked up in there? You're really smart." The patient replies, "I'm crazy, not stupid."
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
Yep, know I'm not so bright Friday night
Have meeting tomorrow night with some techs friends of mine. We will rock
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
I don't reply to private messages from end users.
Nice tits, but ice cold...
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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