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Two little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring.
We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my
clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show"!
"You're on!", said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her
teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a
cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened"? asked Connie
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short ......
Break the rules.......
Forgive quickly...... Love truly........
Laugh uncontrollably .....and
Never regret anything that made you smile!!
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