My ISP has a fair competition! I made transfer speed of 64GB/s. My vacuume has eaten my USB stick.
My ISP has a fair competition! I made transfer speed of 64GB/s. My vacuume has eaten my USB stick.
Firmwares HERE.OK Google! ... will I need Berrocca this morning?
Firmwares HERE.OK Google! ... will I need Berrocca this morning?
A bear walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve bears here. Bear pulls out a wad of cash and says come on, my moneys good give me drink. Bartender says sorry we don't serve bears. Bear says if you don't give me drink, I'm gonna go eat that woman at the bar. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve bears. The bear walks to the bar, eviscerates the woman, and eats her up. Now will you give me a drink? The bartender says sorry, we don't serve druggies. The bear says what are you talking about, I'm a bear, not a druggie. The bartender says I just saw that barbiturate. This comes with a built in "groan"..Emujo
If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.
Two blokes walk to a bar with a beer drinking giraffe.
The trio sit at the bar for a long night getting quite drunk.
Last round is called from the bartender, so the trio
decide to call it a night. The giraffe gets up and
heads for the door and falls head over hooves on the floor passed out.
The other two guys walk over top of the giraffe an head for the door.
The bartender yells out, "Hey!, you can't leave that lyin' there".
One bloke looks at the bartender and says, "buddy!!! that's not a lion!, that's a giraffe!".
Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Still, How to compete to the utmost, and why it might not be entirely a bad thing to rest on your laurels.
How to spot the gullible people in your office.
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At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,Its bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesnt find them.
The second nun said, Ive found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
You get them at the drug store, Sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them.
The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.
Good morning, Sister, said the pharmacist. What can I do for you today?
Id like some condoms, please, said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box.
Ill take six boxes that should last about a week, she replied.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, Sister, what size condoms would you like we have large, extra large, and big liar size.
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, Im not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted!
The Major League speed-eating record for bologna is 2.76 pounds in 6 minutes, held by Don Lerman.
Observers said they never sausage a feat as unbelievable as that!
"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --
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