A tourist stopped at a local restaurant for dinner, following a day spent roaming around in Spain with his wife.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good; the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”
The waiter replied, “Señor, you have excellent taste. Those are called Cojones de Toro, testicles from the bull fight this afternoon. After the bull fight, we are allowed to harvest the sweet breads.”
The tourist said, “What the heck, bring me an order.”
The waiter replied, “I am so sorry, Senor.There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each afternoon. But if you want to place an order now, we can serve you this delicacy tomorrow evening.”
The next evening, the tourist and his wife returned and he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, he called the waiter over and said, “Hey, these are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.”
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Senor; sometimes the bull wins.”
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