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    Re: Customers who deserve to be punched in the face

    Quote Originally Posted by MR Bill View Post
    Dumb A$$es. I had a jet fuel salesman put Toshiba toner in a Sharp copier. Real smart guy he was. Ya, toner is toner.

    And I said liquid is liquid. Go put water in your jet engine instead of gas.

    Real smart guys for sure.

    Same with paper. And then they wonder why their copies look like crap and their machine jams running out of spec paper.

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    Re: Customers who deserve to be punched in the face

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Not sure if it's Dorthy and The Wizard, or a 70's classic rock band.
    Nah the OZ folk are alright.
    The customer is a "Church", where God hates everything, except their own inbred congregation. (Hint #1)
    Where the heck is my spring hook?

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    Re: Customers who deserve to be punched in the face

    Quote Originally Posted by Nachoman4life View Post
    Nah the OZ folk are alright.
    The customer is a "Church", where God hates everything, except their own inbred congregation. (Hint #1)
    I want that service call soooo bad. I would only get to go once, and might get fired, but could not resist making them think I was possessed. Remember when you were a kid and would write secret messages in lemon juice, and heat it and the message would turn brown.I think a fuser in a copier would do the same thing. I picture writing messages from God, telling them how pissed he is.
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    Re: Customers who deserve to be punched in the face

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Remember when you were a kid and would write secret messages in lemon juice, and heat it and the message would turn brown.I think a fuser in a copier would do the same
    Although this does sound like a good demo room prank on sales people.
    Last edited by Nachoman4life; 07-18-2013 at 11:41 PM. Reason: quote fix
    Where the heck is my spring hook?

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    Re: Customers who deserve to be punched in the face

    I had a bad batch of paper that did something similar. The call was for "brown streaks" on a Canon monochrome copier. Every tenth page had a water stain mark that only became visible after heating in the fuser. The paper in the tray was not visibly stained until after passing through the fuser.

    The enduser just could not understand that a monochrome copier just can't print anything brown. =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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