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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    "Sir, the copier is down."
    "What is wrong with it?"
    "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
    "Who could have done such a thing?"
    "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    "Sir, the copier is down."
    "What is wrong with it?"
    "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
    "Who could have done such a thing?"
    "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."
    You've just won this thread. +50 internets for you.
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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Quote Originally Posted by limo View Post
    Comment on that or share stories.
    I'll just have the orgasm...

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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Quote Originally Posted by CompyTech View Post
    I'll just have the orgasm...
    I very nearly said "I'll join you", but that would have sounded so wrong LOL
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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    I very nearly said "I'll join you", but that would have sounded so wrong LOL
    Don't wanna give the wrong impression now...
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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    "Sir, the copier is down."
    "What is wrong with it?"
    "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
    "Who could have done such a thing?"
    "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."
    Customer : The engineer hasn't fixed it, he has booked a RTF whatever that is ?

    Call center : Thats a return to fuck....... oops

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    And some white toner standard ns on his trousers !
    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier:376755
    "Sir, the copier is down."
    "What is wrong with it?"
    "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
    "Who could have done such a thing?"
    "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."

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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Well, this thread has just explained a mystery that has had me confused for the last 30 years, I always thought it was the customer that f****d the copier!
    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    I might have just solved monday-morning-itus, just pop a viagara tablet and you'll be rearing to go!
    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    This who;e thing could have been avoided if someone had informed him that there is usually a wand provided to clean those led's, you don't have to use your own.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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