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    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking....
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    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.


    The mansays, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the...
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    Aman was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
    After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ...
    Something she just loved to do.
    As he was enjoying it, he turned...
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    I became confused whenI heard the word 'service'in the context used by theseagencies::-


    Banking 'Service'
    Postal 'Service'...
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    A.A.A.D.D.- RECOGNIZE THE SYMPTOMS !




    Thank goodness there's FINALLY a name for this disorder.

    "Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder"
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    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2019 AUDI advanced towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named...
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    Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
    She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was...
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    A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
    "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. ...
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    A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
    The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
    Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
    "If Jesus...
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    A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to Church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
    One Bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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    A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
    One child answered, "Mary."
    The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
    A little kid said,...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:

    We will heel you

    We will save your sole

    We will even dye for you.
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    Butt all men....are men.
    _________


    Mick says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the...
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    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him...
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    WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

    A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of...
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    A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

    One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of...
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    An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.
    Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
    The girl is so attractive...
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