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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING

    YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me

    in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

    They stopped...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    _____________________

    HAPPINESS


    To be happy with a man, you must understand

    him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman,
  3. Re: FAINT PRINT OUTS ON 200 GRAM PAPERS- BIZHUB C300i

    Damn, I would accept credit for this, except, I don’t remember every suggesting such a de-humidifier. This does sound like a good idea, however, I would use a lower wattage bulb (40/60) and create...
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    [Links] Re: Quotable quotes

    “Never argue with ‘irrational’ people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
    --Mark Twain
  5. [Jamming] Re: APPD2_N jams only on duplex prints on MX-4111N

    I had a couple of problems with the duplex motor; it didn’t always cause a jam, but would sometimes hang up or reverse direction.
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    Re: Just how Crazy is Donald Trump!

    Beware of absolutes, they can bite you in the butt.
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    Re: Latest on the Corona Virus

    Than why do you keep at it?
    Just asking for a friend...
  8. Thread: more bugs ??

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    Re: more bugs ??

    I get a blank page (have been for a few years now) when selecting New Posts, and a few others. My go around is to go to Quick Links and select Today’s Posts.
    I’m using an IPAD
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    Re: Biden is President of the US... Now what?

    Just curious, what are you doing to fight racism in the USA?
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    Re: Latest on the Corona Virus

    I denounce them (BLM and Antifa) when they cause harm to others and property.
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    Re: Latest on the Corona Virus

    You and republicans should then denounce white supremacist, the Boogoloo Bois, Proud Boys, et all.
    It goes both ways.
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    Re: Sharp MX-5001N firmware needed.

    If you can get into the Simulations, 22-10 will give configuration and options of machine.
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    Re: Let the truth be known

    Are you kidding? Your join date 02/2016 with 10K post is twice BSM2 posts (5.5K) in half the time.
    Who is posting more for points?
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    Re: Changing my Avitar

    Yes😉
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    Re: Sharp MX-C402SC Hard Drive

    SIM 22-6 will give a nice printout of FW, options, supply counts, jams and errors.
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    Re: Sharp MX-C402SC Hard Drive

    The 1 indicates built in 2011; the 0 is either the first or tenth month (never could figure that out).
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    Re: Sharp MX-C402SC Hard Drive

    All Sharps S/N will have the date of manufacture; first digit (left most significant) is the year built, last digit (right most significant) is the month it was built.
  18. Re: Met a nice couple that got me out of some tense loops

    Spring puller and pusher?
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building. Superman thinks, “This is my chance!” He swoops down, faster than a...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Old guy goes to the doc for a checkup and brings the wife along because he is hard of hearing.

    Doc: Everything looks ok but I still want to run tests so I need a urine, a feces and a sperm sample....
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:




    TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:


    1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

    3. ...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Subject: ​Golf Nut


    Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

    When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Subject: Old dog

    An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
    The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do...
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