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    Re: Which copier was the biggest piece of crap ever?

    Very basic and don't play well with 3rd party software. Heaps of firmware updates but as they fix one issue its more than likely to introduce a new one.
    C/Q is very average, we have lots of problems...
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    Re: Which copier was the biggest piece of crap ever?

    This week it is the HP P777 Pagewide injet A3 series. Launched buy HP two years ago to revolutionise the A3 copier market it failed spectacularly.
    It only had half a brain, could never work out...
  3. Thread: Goose's Guide

    by Lagonda
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    Re: Goose's Guide

    Three cheers for Zed, his bloods worth bottling!!
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    Re: Do you trust Alexa?

    When around at a mates house, wait until he is out of earshot then ask his Alexa for a very loud 2 am wake up call.
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    Poll: Re: Are you a technician?

    Looking forward to being an ex-technician, now on the downhill run to retirement :o
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    Re: And the correct response is....

    Angry customer " .....and I'm a personal friend of your MD......"

    "Well that denies that rumour" says me.

    Fortunately the MD never worked out who the tech was.
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    Re: And the correct response is....

    Customer; Why does this piece of crap keep breaking down, I paid $15,000 for it!
    Me, Funny, they usually sell for $8,000........................
    Then keep out of the salesman's way for the next...
  8. Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    I ask IT twozzer for a postal address so I can send them out new serial number sticker for their printer and he gives me their email address.
    No wonder I can't wait to get out of this industry :(
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    Re: Dirty environment causing DF problems

    I think the cheapest solution would be just to give the customer his money back and ask him to buy a copier from a rival company.
    If the environment is as bad as you say it is you are about to...
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    Re: MPC3003 Light copies

    I hope I'm not trying to teach my granny to suck eggs but you did remember to reset the ITB release lever so the belt is in full contact with the drum?

    I got caught the other week. :mad:
  11. Thread: I'm back

    by Lagonda
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    Re: I'm back

    The Chanteuse of the Copiers is back to set our heart a flutter and our pulses racing again!

    Glad you back Debs, your brighten all our lives up. :o
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Dunno what happened there, look at Izzy's post on the work PC and its absolutely blank, hence my post about it not being funny. Use any other device and I can see Izzy's cartoon. Strange :confused:
  14. Thread: opinions

    by Lagonda
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    Re: opinions

    Siphon some fuel out of the bosses car to use in yours and just tell him what a terrible miles per gallon his car does. :rolleyes:
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Not the funniest joke you've ever told.
  16. Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    Just had one of our IT help desk kiddies tell me that a customer was having trouble double siding labels and asked what setting they should use.
    Was tempted to tell him that they should use the...
  17. Re: HP E7 and E8 Laserjet series background at run up

    Sorry, should have said that its the MFC colours we're having trouble with. E77xx and E87xx. Still getting used to HP number schemes.
    Our point is that straight out of the box we shouldn't have to...
  18. HP E7 and E8 Laserjet series background at run up

    Anybody else out there in HP land having trouble with E7 and E8 Laserjets giving background from run up?
    We can shift 20 of these boxes a month and a very high percentage of these show a light...
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    Re: MP C6502 SC 442

    Updated part number is D136 1212. and your lucky if you have gone this long without having to change one.

    Tips for new players, take particular notice of where all the wires unplug from, if fact...
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    Re: E7 and E8 series DF skewing

    Hi Zeldaman, The skewing problem only shows up in scan mode when the DF is running at 100+ pages a minute not when in copy mode at only 60 ppm.

    Not impressed with this HP range at all. The Big...
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    Re: E7 and E8 series DF skewing

    Bump,
    Nobody having a problem with these DF's?
    We've screamed so long and so loud about skew problems HP flew an engineer out from Korea to check it out and they skewed for him as well. After lots...
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    Re: "Food for thought"

    Where's the pineapple, beetroot, fried egg and BBQ sauce?
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    Re: "Food for thought"

    Well thats the only part of religion that would attract me.

    Sudden thought just struck me, I hope that was a spit roasted pig or are you Southerners re-enacting Deliverance as the only pig I would...
  24. Thread: RICOH MUSIC

    by Lagonda
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    Re: RICOH MUSIC

    We have techs that would turn the MUSIC up loud to drown out noisy bearings and unlubed fuser drive gears.
  25. Thread: RICOH MUSIC

    by Lagonda
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    Re: RICOH MUSIC

    They let you train on a Pro C and you haven't found out what MUSIC is ???!!!!! eeek!!!!!

    Basically MUSIC (don't ask me what the acronym stand for, I've forgotten) is drawing lines and patches all...
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