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    Re: Thank you and Goodbye

    Not to forget polishing selenium/arsenic drums without gloves either. Not dangerous at all, after all, only one of the kids has got two heads...............!
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    Re: Thank you and Goodbye

    Alarm clock went off for the last time this morning, its now somewhere down the backyard after I hurled it through the bedroom window with a feeling of great satisfaction :D
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    Re: Thank you and Goodbye

    Yep, I'll agree with that, now onto my second Mazda 6 and Julie still drives a 30 year old Mazda MX6
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    Thank you and Goodbye

    Well thatís stumps. Itís time for me to close my innings and retire to the pavilion.
    Itís been a long innings as in January it will have been 49 years since I first signed on as an Apprentice...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    There's only 364 shoplifting days left to Christmas.........
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    Re: Cost of electricity?

    Thought we were getting shafted here in SE Qld until I did the conversion, 25 c/KwH in Oz dollars which equates to about 17c US. Also have 18 solar panels on the roof which takes the edge off the...
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    Poll: Re: Bring Your Child To Work

    Besides I have no need to bring a child to work as our IT department is mostly staffed by 12 year old kiddies anyway.
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    Poll: Re: Bring Your Child To Work

    My sons now 45, I don't think he'd appreciate being dragged away from his nice clean management job to spend the day with me getting coated with toner.
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    Re: Ricoh mp 9003 toner hopper leaking toner

    How many prints has this copier done? After a mil I am quite happy to replace the entire toner delivery assembly as the foam seals either side of the toner delivery roller wear, toner leaks through...
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    [Jamming] Re: Strange problem with Ricoh mp7500

    I haven't seen these copiers for awhile but we used to get a problem with the screw that held the drive dog to the rear end of the drum shaft falling out. The shaft used to slip then grip causing...
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    Re: Aneurysm it's still the administrator?

    I wouldn't get too worried, he probably misspelled it. :o
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    Re: Aneurysm it's still the administrator?

    Well that little exchange brightened my day up, makes a change from people with thick accents trying to convince me that my internet is about to be disconnected. I smell a scam!:cool:
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    Re: Which copier was the biggest piece of crap ever?

    Very basic and don't play well with 3rd party software. Heaps of firmware updates but as they fix one issue its more than likely to introduce a new one.
    C/Q is very average, we have lots of problems...
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    Re: Which copier was the biggest piece of crap ever?

    This week it is the HP P777 Pagewide injet A3 series. Launched buy HP two years ago to revolutionise the A3 copier market it failed spectacularly.
    It only had half a brain, could never work out...
  15. Thread: Goose's Guide

    by Lagonda
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    Re: Goose's Guide

    Three cheers for Zed, his bloods worth bottling!!
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    Re: Do you trust Alexa?

    When around at a mates house, wait until he is out of earshot then ask his Alexa for a very loud 2 am wake up call.
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    Poll: Re: Are you a technician?

    Looking forward to being an ex-technician, now on the downhill run to retirement :o
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    Re: And the correct response is....

    Angry customer " .....and I'm a personal friend of your MD......"

    "Well that denies that rumour" says me.

    Fortunately the MD never worked out who the tech was.
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    Re: And the correct response is....

    Customer; Why does this piece of crap keep breaking down, I paid $15,000 for it!
    Me, Funny, they usually sell for $8,000........................
    Then keep out of the salesman's way for the next...
  20. Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    I ask IT twozzer for a postal address so I can send them out new serial number sticker for their printer and he gives me their email address.
    No wonder I can't wait to get out of this industry :(
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    Re: Dirty environment causing DF problems

    I think the cheapest solution would be just to give the customer his money back and ask him to buy a copier from a rival company.
    If the environment is as bad as you say it is you are about to...
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    Re: MPC3003 Light copies

    I hope I'm not trying to teach my granny to suck eggs but you did remember to reset the ITB release lever so the belt is in full contact with the drum?

    I got caught the other week. :mad:
  23. Thread: I'm back

    by Lagonda
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    Re: I'm back

    The Chanteuse of the Copiers is back to set our heart a flutter and our pulses racing again!

    Glad you back Debs, your brighten all our lives up. :o
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Dunno what happened there, look at Izzy's post on the work PC and its absolutely blank, hence my post about it not being funny. Use any other device and I can see Izzy's cartoon. Strange :confused:
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