Man & Lawyer

[ukyo]

Man:Are you a lawyer?

Lawyer:Yes.

Man:How much do you charge?

Lawyer:Hundred dollars for 4 questions.

Man:Isn't that awfully expensive?

Lawyer:YES.What's your 4th question?

[paul bristol uk]

Man:Are you a lawyer?

Lawyer:Yes.

Man:How much do you charge?

Lawyer:Hundred dollars for 4 questions.

Man:Isn't that awfully expensive?

Lawyer:YES.What's your 4th question?

Just pay him $75 and keep your mouth shut tight and get the hell out of there!