An escaped convict, ties couple on bed, hugs the wife, kisses her ear and goes to toilet.
Husband tells wife:
Satisfy him or he will killl us. I saw him the way he kissed you. Be strong and I love you..
Wife: He didn't kiss me, he whispered that he's GAY and asked for the Petroleum Jelly. I told him it's in the toilet. You be strong, I love you too!
Husband tells wife:
Satisfy him or he will killl us. I saw him the way he kissed you. Be strong and I love you..
Wife: He didn't kiss me, he whispered that he's GAY and asked for the Petroleum Jelly. I told him it's in the toilet. You be strong, I love you too!
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