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  • BLADE
    former propeller tester

    250+ Posts
    • Dec 2009
    • 478

    #1

    copy tech preppers

    so I have an old copier pedestal packed with baked beans waiting for Armageddon, but no weapons system in place to protect it - yet.
    I watched a prepper TV show where some dude and his hot daughter built a giant catapult that could hurl engine blocks down his driveway to protect his bean stash (and his daughter). I think the reload time was a bit lengthy (half a day), so every shot would have to count. What systems have techs got going on?
  • theengel
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Nov 2011
    • 1784

    #2
    Re: copy tech preppers

    I've been slowly collecting machine parts, which I will, someday, arrange together to build a giant, protective robot.

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    • Copier Addict
      Aging Tech

      Site Contributor
      10,000+ Posts
      • Jul 2013
      • 14512

      #3
      Re: copy tech preppers

      Originally posted by Phil B.
      Don't forget medical supplies bandages.. liquids... and know how to utilize them
      IF you take meds try to store about 6mos worth.

      Dried beans/rice can be stored safely in 2/3ltr plastic soda bottles.

      Every payday I try and buy 1 case of canned veggies/meats for when SHTF
      Well, with trump in we are one step closer to SHTF. LOL

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      • allan
        RTFM!!

        5,000+ Posts
        • Apr 2010
        • 5462

        #4
        Re: copy tech preppers

        When in doubt use a laser.
        Whatever

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        • allan
          RTFM!!

          5,000+ Posts
          • Apr 2010
          • 5462

          #5
          Re: copy tech preppers

          Who was the first guy to throw shit at a fan?
          Whatever

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          • NeoMatrix
            Senior Tech.

            2,500+ Posts
            • Nov 2010
            • 3514

            #6
            Re: copy tech preppers

            3 minutes without air
            3 days without water
            3 months without food.
            And to add a quote from Bear Grills(Survival Doc's)
            "3 seconds without thinking."

            ... In OZ we've had 40,000 years of preppers. If we want to survive long term we only need ask the original in habitants of this great land. The aboriginal people have been doing the same for quite a long time. Their innate natural survival is second to none. There are some good documentaries on bush tucker man indigenous TV. I've learnt some things about the natural bush that I never knew. First think, where are you running too, and how many others are running to the same place. The best positive about a negative fight is that you learn who your real friends are very quickly.

            If you want to feel happy again clean the toxins viruses, chemicals from your body so you can think clearly. Turn off the -- idiot box(TV) and stop streaming (the sky is falling) doom and gloom into your life. Quit with the Monkey-see-Monkey-do syndrome. There is no one up there in all those castles up there in the sky. Stop focusing your metal and physical energies up to the imaginary palace in the sky. NO ONE is coming to pat you on the back for a job well done!. You may as well quit waiting for it to happen.

            Its never too late to make family,neighbourly, indigenous, city, country or world wide friends... Love is the glue that binds, hate is the solvent that separates and destroys...
            No philosophy required here just raw fact.

            Choose which life stream you want:
            For ever running away from anger and hate of your final self (for it is the creation generated by self) , or acceptance and tolerance in friendships.
            (And don't let boredom confuse the meaning of either.)

            It's a sh!t easy choice pick one....
            Last edited by NeoMatrix; 11-12-2016, 12:21 AM.
            Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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            • Iowatech
              Not a service manager

              2,500+ Posts
              • Dec 2009
              • 3930

              #7
              Re: copy tech preppers

              It isn't actually prepping, but I've been through enough short power outages that I keep four gallons of potable water in the kitchen cabinets and ten gallons of non potable water in the basement. Also a five gallon can of kerosine to fire up the kerosine heater if power outages occur during winter (the thing kind of smells, but it is better than frozen pipes).
              As long as water doesn't get into them, beans last for a long time, don't they? Rice does too. (Hat tip to Dave Ramsey.)

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              • 20 year tech
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • May 2014
                • 577

                #8
                Re: copy tech preppers

                Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                3 minutes without air
                3 days without water
                3 months without food.
                And to add a quote from Bear Grills(Survival Doc's)
                "3 seconds without thinking."

                ... In OZ we've had 40,000 years of preppers. If we want to survive long term we only need ask the original in habitants of this great land. The aboriginal people have been doing the same for quite a long time. Their innate natural survival is second to none. There are some good documentaries on bush tucker man indigenous TV. I've learnt some things about the natural bush that I never knew. First think, where are you running too, and how many others are running to the same place. The best positive about a negative fight is that you learn who your real friends are very quickly.

                If you want to feel happy again clean the toxins viruses, chemicals from your body so you can think clearly. Turn off the -- idiot box(TV) and stop streaming (the sky is falling) doom and gloom into your life. Quit with the Monkey-see-Monkey-do syndrome. There is no one up there in all those castles up there in the sky. Stop focusing your metal and physical energies up to the imaginary palace in the sky. NO ONE is coming to pat you on the back for a job well done!. You may as well quit waiting for it to happen.

                Its never too late to make family,neighbourly, indigenous, city, country or world wide friends... Love is the glue that binds, hate is the solvent that separates and destroys...
                No philosophy required here just raw fact.

                Choose which life stream you want:
                For ever running away from anger and hate of your final self (for it is the creation generated by self) , or acceptance and tolerance in friendships.
                (And don't let boredom confuse the meaning of either.)

                It's a sh!t easy choice pick one....
                well said Neo

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                • BLADE
                  former propeller tester

                  250+ Posts
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 478

                  #9
                  Re: copy tech preppers

                  Originally posted by Iowatech
                  It isn't actually prepping, but I've been through enough short power outages that I keep four gallons of potable water in the kitchen cabinets and ten gallons of non potable water in the basement. Also a five gallon can of kerosine to fire up the kerosine heater if power outages occur during winter (the thing kind of smells, but it is better than frozen pipes).
                  As long as water doesn't get into them, beans last for a long time, don't they? Rice does too. (Hat tip to Dave Ramsey.)
                  yeh that's a bit lame so far, have you thought of building a flame thrower from samsung parts and attaching it to the ride on lawnmower as part of a Mel Gibson style defence system

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                  • ZOOTECH
                    Senior member of CRS

                    Site Contributor
                    2,500+ Posts
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 3375

                    #10
                    Re: copy tech preppers

                    Originally posted by BLADE
                    yeh that's a bit lame so far, have you thought of building a flame thrower from samsung parts and attaching it to the ride on lawnmower as part of a Mel Gibson style defence system
                    Would you actually depend on Samsung parts to help you with defense?
                    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                    • BLADE
                      former propeller tester

                      250+ Posts
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 478

                      #11
                      Re: copy tech preppers

                      Originally posted by allan
                      Who was the first guy to throw shit at a fan?
                      like many new concepts the first time was most likely accidental. Its probable that someone was holding one in their hand one summer, and it slipped out and hit the fan.


                      I wouldn't be surprised if Mythbusters do an episode on SHTF. I can imagine those guys dressed in latex fetish outfits with a fan nearby.

                      Actually sex shops should sell fans for those broadminded folk. Probably a good idea to get a good quality fan without nasty chemicals just to be safe.

                      I digress

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                      • TonerMunkeh
                        Professional Moron

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 3865

                        #12
                        Re: copy tech preppers

                        [QUOTE=BLADE;540139I wouldn't be surprised if Mythbusters do an episode on SHTF. I can imagine those guys dressed in latex fetish outfits with a fan nearby.[/QUOTE]

                        Poop Hits the Fan High Speed | MythBusters | Discovery
                        It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

                        Hit it.

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                        • NeoMatrix
                          Senior Tech.

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 3514

                          #13
                          Re: copy tech preppers

                          Originally posted by BLADE
                          yeh that's a bit lame so far, have you thought of building a flame thrower from samsung parts and attaching it to the ride on lawnmower as part of a Mel Gibson style defence system
                          This old thread came to mind when I read this article.
                          Elon Musk selling flame throwers.....

                          This is a case of Art mimicking life... all in fun...

                          htttps://www.firsttoknow.com/elon-musk-sells-15000-flamethrowers-48-hours/?utm_source=contentad_backfill&utm_campaign=elon-musk-sells-15000-fl-213563&pp=1&utm_medium=235161&ck=e271f879d90ff5ac3 6e5766b238aeac8

                          Elon Musk Sells 15,000 Flamethrowers in 48 Hours | First to Know
                          Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
                          •••••• •••[§]• |N | € | o | M | Δ | t | π | ¡ | x | •[§]••• ••••••

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                          • Phil B.
                            Field Supervisor

                            10,000+ Posts
                            • Jul 2016
                            • 22798

                            #14
                            Re: copy tech preppers

                            61yrs... in da biz 30+yrs. Prepping for at least 22yrs

                            Have large garden and melons/squash planted on one border of the 1.75acres. surrounded by 300 acres of Farm/woods
                            2 roosters 12 hens 24 chicks
                            have natural Mulberry - Black Caps - crab apples in yard along with 6 apple 8 peach and 12 blueberry
                            have designed my own solar hot water system for house n shed
                            getting all the last things for my solar powered well system
                            1400gals of well water stored ( and rotated during dry season )
                            JUST last year I canned: 140qts short cut Green Bean 120qts french cut GB 50qts Crowder Peas 40 Navy Bean 200 Cut from Cob Silver Queen Corn

                            I have food/supplies/ammo in 10 different sealed caches on my property and in woods.

                            20 fellow preppers within 5miles... all have CB or handheld Hams... MOST I have known for 25-30yrs ( they got me started...damnit )

                            since i mentioned ammo in the caches ... that is as far as i go there.

                            I have my CCW and get to train with a few guys from Ft Bragg NC that are also preppers/III%r's

                            was Boy Scout Leader - Church Deacon - Town Council - State III%UP Leader 5yrs - Single Father and care taker for elderly mother

                            visit with VETS 2x a month at the Fayetteville VA ( this above all I feel does my heart the most good! <3 )

                            like my family before me always an American - Christian and friend to those in need.... just don't try to use me... been there ..learned that lesson.

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                            • Phil B.
                              Field Supervisor

                              10,000+ Posts
                              • Jul 2016
                              • 22798

                              #15
                              Re: copy tech preppers

                              Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                              This old thread came to mind when I read this article.
                              Elon Musk selling flame throwers.....

                              This is a case of Art mimicking life... all in fun...

                              htttps://www.firsttoknow.com/elon-musk-sells-15000-flamethrowers-48-hours/?utm_source=contentad_backfill&utm_campaign=elon-musk-sells-15000-fl-213563&pp=1&utm_medium=235161&ck=e271f879d90ff5ac3 6e5766b238aeac8

                              Elon Musk Sells 15,000 Flamethrowers in 48 Hours | First to Know
                              damnit never in the right place with the money at the right time!

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