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  • 10871087
    Service Manager

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    • Jan 2005
    • 1062

    #1

    WTF, 13 Years Old

    WTF, I didn't know how to play with myself when I was 13.








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  • TonerMunkeh
    Professional Moron

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    • Apr 2008
    • 3865

    #2
    This scares the piss out of me. This kid looks like he's not even grown pubes yet and he's firing his love custard into some chav slapper and breeding.

    Is it any wonder this world is going down the shitter at an alarming speed....
    It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Hit it.

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    • pspahr
      Toner Schlep

      100+ Posts
      • May 2008
      • 227

      #3
      And people wonder why we homeschool our children.......It gets them away from this kind or moronic bs and the childrens version of "keeping up with the Jones'" type stuff. Not to mention the Socialist indoctrination that is preached daily.
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      • 10871087
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        #4
        Originally posted by TonerMunkeh
        ...he's firing his love custard into some chav slapper and breeding.

        "Love Custard" is known worldwide but what exactly is a chav slapper?

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        • TonerMunkeh
          Professional Moron

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          • Apr 2008
          • 3865

          #5
          To quote chavworld.co.uk

          What is a Chav?

          Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.
          Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA.


          Slapper = a girl with loose morals and even looser underwear.




          It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

          Hit it.

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          • SGT_Snacks-64
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            • Oct 2007
            • 157

            #6
            If you kill Jimmy Saville, you kill the 'Master Chav' and then they should all fall.

            When I was 13 I was earning money working at my Aunt's printing firm, can see where the career came from :P

            Welcome to Britain, this seems to be common place,
            according to David Cameron. You can see why no-one has any National Pride anymore. We're not all like that though.

            Tax-payers money will be going to them.



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            • TonerMunkeh
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              • Apr 2008
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              #7
              What's changed there? Our money is going to banks, chav sluts, smackheads, drug dealers and dole dossers.

              We, the working folk of this country, when we get into trouble, what do we get when we ask for help?

              Basic answer - FUCK ALL.

              I hate this country. Any US copier firms after any engineers?
              It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

              Hit it.

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              • Jimbo1
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • Mar 2008
                • 845

                #8
                Trust but verify

                I wouldn't get your parachute on just yet.

                Taint exactly a bed of roses over here. That story could as easily have come out of San Francisco or anywhere else almost in this country now.

                Probably something in the new stimulus bill to help kids like this be parents. No one knows whats in it so whatever.....
                "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

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                • Jimbo1
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                  • Mar 2008
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                  #9
                  You don't believe me check it out....







                  Sweetness & Light

                  "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

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                  • TonerMunkeh
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                    • Apr 2008
                    • 3865

                    #10
                    Ooooh.... bugger.

                    It seems to be the way of the world doesn't it, people promise so much and deliver nothing. I do actually feel sorry for Americans, I'm desperately trying not to sound patronising here, but Obama made it seem like he would bend over backwards, walk on hot coals and beat himself in the face with a sledgehammer to sort America out, but was it all just hype?
                    It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

                    Hit it.

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                    • Jimbo1
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 845

                      #11
                      We shall see...

                      All I know is if George Bush had tried to pass that many tax cheats in front of congressional committees there would have been an outcry like no one has ever seen but....this is BHO so he will get a pass.


                      By the way, does anybody remember Hillary Clinton? Wonder whatever happened to her?
                      "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                      Cdr. William Riker

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                      • TonerMunkeh
                        Professional Moron

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                        • Apr 2008
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                        #12
                        She was given a nice house in Miami, a big fat cheque and the Chippendales as party entertainment.
                        It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

                        Hit it.

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                        • Jimbo1
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                          • Mar 2008
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                          #13
                          In theory she is the Secretary of State.

                          Somewhere...
                          "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                          Cdr. William Riker

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                          • banginbishop
                            grumpy old git

                            500+ Posts
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 894

                            #14
                            This story gets better with the 13 year old "dad"

                            Another mature boy has said he's the father and he's 15 and claims he was having a go as well as the 13 year old boy when she ended up pregnant

                            As for the term "chav" if you have seen the tv show little britain in america you will see vicky pollard in a pink tracksuit - thats the best way to describe the brains and look of some of our so called kids

                            BBC - Comedy - - Little Britain - Character Guide - Vicky Pollard
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                            • DadO
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 404

                              #15
                              I think this should be concealed story. I heard one opinion from psychologist on TV that this can trigger chain reaction coz other kids will think that this is " COOL" !. Guy stated that that strong possibility is that "young parents" think of their child more like its their cozin, then their son!

                              But am not taking him for a word completely Who know, mybe they will be better parents then some older couple but i find it hard to believe since they are KIDS!

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