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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
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> > * 40-ish..................................49
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> > * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
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> > * Athletic................................No breasts.
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> > * Average looking.....................Moooo.
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> > * Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
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> > * Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
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> > * Feminist...............................Fat.
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> > * Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
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> > * Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
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> > * New-Age................................Body hair in the wrong places.
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> > * Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
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> > * Open-minded.........................Desperate.
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> > * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
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> > * Professional...........................Bitch.
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> > * Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
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> > * Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
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> > * Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
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> > DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

> > * Yes.....................................No
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> > * No.....................................Yes
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> > * Maybe.................................No
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> > * We need...............................I want
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> > * I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
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> > * We need to talk.......................You're in trouble
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> > * Sure, go ahead.......................You better not
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> > * Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
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> > * I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
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> > * You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
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> > DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

> > * I am hungry...........................I am hungry
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> > * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
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> > * I am tired..............................I am tired
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> > * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
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> > * I love you..............................Let's have sex now
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> > * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
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> > * May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
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> > * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
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> > * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
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> > * Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
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> > * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.