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  • Jimbo1
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Mar 2008
    • 845

    #1

    Remeber this whilst talking on the phone with your customers...

    Forty percent of men and 20 percent of women talk on the phone while naked.

    Imagine that!

    "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

    Cdr. William Riker
  • prntrfxr
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 1622

    #2
    Remeber this whilst talking on the phone with your customers...

    lots of men talk on the phone whilst peeing...even to customers! Then again, you guys already knew that didnt ya?
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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    • dbrownlee
      Trusted Tech

      100+ Posts
      • Sep 2005
      • 197

      #3
      I don't, although I was tempted once when the hotel room had a phone hanging right next to the toilet. My oldest daughter does not hesitate to talk on the cell phone or text message no matter what she's doing on the throne.
      GO TIGERS!!

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      • DadO
        Trusted Tech

        Site Contributor
        250+ Posts
        • Dec 2007
        • 404

        #4
        I always like to releaf my self before doing any of conversations over the phone but many times as i try to do "realeaf" i got call on my cell or phone, and its not a nice feeling, especially when ur voice changes

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        • Star
          Ricoh Tech

          100+ Posts
          • Feb 2008
          • 127

          #5
          Funny how human nature is such a big deal.

          SO WHAT?

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          • Jimbo1
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • Mar 2008
            • 845

            #6
            The point being.....

            I guess it's just my warped mind that makes it where I wonder if the person I'm talking to is naked at that very moment!

            Is it like a response when the phone rings you take off your clothes?

            Or is it just a relaxation methos of going home and getting naked and sitting on the couch and calling your friends.

            What if that 40 and 20 percent went out into the world and did that? Makes you want to peek over the top of these cubilcles and see huh??
            "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

            Cdr. William Riker

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            • TonerMunkeh
              Professional Moron

              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2008
              • 3865

              #7
              After seeing some of the munters I speak to on the phone I pray to god they aren't naked.

              Seeing them clothed is bad enough.
              It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

              Hit it.

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              • Jimbo1
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • Mar 2008
                • 845

                #8
                Exactly why I said remember when talking cause it's really bad when you get that image of them.

                Could cause an outburst.

                Just an example of what a really twisty imagination I have.


                "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                Cdr. William Riker

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                • 8050
                  Technician

                  50+ Posts
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 88

                  #9
                  Come on, it's human nature to have some 'evil' thoughts. How many of you when talking to the customer when you're doing your thing imagine that you'd like to give them a golden shower or drop a load on them! I'll admit, I have! Would I really do it? Of course not!

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                  • Jimbo1
                    Senior Tech

                    500+ Posts
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 845

                    #10
                    I've seen plenty of Monty Python so I can imagine lots more than that.


                    Got to YouTube and watch "How to not be seen."




                    Last edited by Jimbo1; 02-21-2009, 04:48 PM.
                    "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                    Cdr. William Riker

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                    • 8050
                      Technician

                      50+ Posts
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 88

                      #11
                      For #2 BJ SMEGMA...LOL!

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