ChatGPT

[Tricky]

This is an incredible chatbot, all you need is an email and phone number to verify codes and create an account and try it out.

Make a poem about the photocopier engineers at copytechnet

ChatGPT

In the office, there's a machine
That prints and copies, like a dream
It's the photocopier, so handy and neat
But what happens when it starts to beep?

That's where the engineers come in
At CopyTechNet, they always win
With skills and knowledge, they fix with ease
The copier's problems, whatever they may be

They know the circuits, they know the parts
They know how to fix it, from the very start
They're wizards of the photocopier world
Ensuring the machines stay up and purr

They're the unsung heroes, the ones we don't see
But without them, our office life would not be
So here's a toast to the engineers at CopyTechNet
For keeping our machines running, without any fret


Let's keep this on topic, please.

[Tricky]

Re: ChatGPT

Magenta

[snip the boring bit]
The name "magenta" comes from the French town of Magenta, where a battle was fought in 1859 during the Second Italian War of Independence. The color was named in honor of the battle, which was a victory for French forces led by Napoleon III.

[allan]

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Its getting a lot better at writing code... Its a great tool to compile tests on any subject.

[Tricky]

Re: ChatGPT

This guy gets it to impersonate another bot with fewer morals, so it spits out two answers.

I tried and it didn't work.

[Tricky]

Re: ChatGPT

Its getting a lot better at writing code... Its a great tool to compile tests on any subject.

Oh I missed that bit "writes code" and it explains what it all means (I had some idea anyway) and tolerates spelling mistakes.

[Tricky]

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Had to go to the doctors and could only think of a few questions, based on the symptoms ChatGPT gave me 10 and some really tough ones.
I think the doctor was pleased when I left.

[slimslob]

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Texas professor flunks students after ChatGPT claims it wrote their papers.

It seems that ChatGPT lies. If asked if it wrote something it will more than likely indicated that it did.

[tsbservice]

Re: ChatGPT

This is an incredible chatbot, all you need is an email and phone number to verify codes and create an account and try it out.

Make a poem about the photocopier engineers at copytechnet

ChatGPT

In the office, there's a machine
That prints and copies, like a dream
It's the photocopier, so handy and neat
But what happens when it starts to beep?

That's where the engineers come in
At CopyTechNet, they always win
With skills and knowledge, they fix with ease
The copier's problems, whatever they may be

They know the circuits, they know the parts
They know how to fix it, from the very start
They're wizards of the photocopier world
Ensuring the machines stay up and purr

They're the unsung heroes, the ones we don't see
But without them, our office life would not be
So here's a toast to the engineers at CopyTechNet
For keeping our machines running, without any fret


Let's keep this on topic, please.

Hey skynet, please can I borrow this poem to share with fellow techs here outside of RREE forum?

[tsbservice]

Re: ChatGPT

Magenta

[snip the boring bit]
The name "magenta" comes from the French town of Magenta, where a battle was fought in 1859 during the Second Italian War of Independence. The color was named in honor of the battle, which was a victory for French forces led by Napoleon III.

[Tricky]

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Hey skynet, please can I borrow this poem to share with fellow techs here outside of RREE forum?

Of course, it's not my poem.

[Tricky]

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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana

ChatGPT

The phrase "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana" is a humorous play on words and a well-known example of a linguistic joke. It highlights the ambiguity of language and the multiple interpretations that can arise from a sentence.

The phrase can be interpreted as follows:

1. "Time flies like an arrow": This statement can be understood literally, suggesting that time passes quickly, similar to the swift movement of an arrow through the air.
2. "Fruit flies like a banana": This statement is a play on words, using the word "flies" to refer to both the passage of time and the insect known as a fruit fly. The phrase implies that fruit flies are attracted to bananas, which is a common observation due to the sweet scent of ripe bananas.

In essence, the phrase juxtaposes the straightforward interpretation of the first part ("Time flies like an arrow") with the unexpected, humorous twist of the second part ("Fruit flies like a banana"). It demonstrates how the same words can convey different meanings depending on the context and emphasizes the importance of context in understanding language.

[Tricky]

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I think ChatGPT has taken LSD

Talk nonsense

Certainly! Here's some delightful nonsense for you:

Once upon a time, in a land where oranges grew on trees made of jelly, there lived a group of talking penguins who loved to dance ballet. Every evening, they would gather in the moonlit meadow and pirouette gracefully under the watchful eyes of a tutu-wearing hippopotamus. The hippo, known as Madame Snortlepuff, was a connoisseur of dance and insisted on wearing pink feathered boas while conducting the penguins' performances.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the rainbow, unicorns frolicked in fields of cotton candy, their manes shimmering in shades of bubblegum and lemonade. These magical creatures spent their days practicing synchronized swimming in sparkling soda streams, perfecting their underwater somersaults and forming rainbow patterns with their tails.

In the enchanted forest nearby, the trees were sentient beings with a penchant for gossip. They would whisper secrets to anyone who passed by, often spreading rumors about mischievous fairies who loved to paint rainbow stripes on unsuspecting butterflies. These butterflies, upon discovering their newly vibrant wings, would gather in groups to compare their patterns and engage in lively debates about which colors suited them best.

Back in the land of jelly trees, the penguins decided to form a traveling ballet troupe, spreading joy and whimsy wherever they went. They donned top hats and canes, performing extraordinary leaps and twirls on their ice-skates while singing nonsensical songs about flying elephants and talking socks. Audiences from far and wide would gather to witness their spectacular shows, their laughter echoing through the night.

And so, the world was filled with an abundance of nonsense, where gravity was optional, and the impossible became possible. In this realm of whimsy and mirth, dreams came alive, and every day was a joyous celebration of the absurd.

[tsbservice]

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I think ChatGPT has taken LSD

Talk nonsense

Certainly! Here's some delightful nonsense for you:

Once upon a time, in a land where oranges grew on trees made of jelly, there lived a group of talking penguins who loved to dance ballet. Every evening, they would gather in the moonlit meadow and pirouette gracefully under the watchful eyes of a tutu-wearing hippopotamus. The hippo, known as Madame Snortlepuff, was a connoisseur of dance and insisted on wearing pink feathered boas while conducting the penguins' performances.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the rainbow, unicorns frolicked in fields of cotton candy, their manes shimmering in shades of bubblegum and lemonade. These magical creatures spent their days practicing synchronized swimming in sparkling soda streams, perfecting their underwater somersaults and forming rainbow patterns with their tails.

In the enchanted forest nearby, the trees were sentient beings with a penchant for gossip. They would whisper secrets to anyone who passed by, often spreading rumors about mischievous fairies who loved to paint rainbow stripes on unsuspecting butterflies. These butterflies, upon discovering their newly vibrant wings, would gather in groups to compare their patterns and engage in lively debates about which colors suited them best.

Back in the land of jelly trees, the penguins decided to form a traveling ballet troupe, spreading joy and whimsy wherever they went. They donned top hats and canes, performing extraordinary leaps and twirls on their ice-skates while singing nonsensical songs about flying elephants and talking socks. Audiences from far and wide would gather to witness their spectacular shows, their laughter echoing through the night.

And so, the world was filled with an abundance of nonsense, where gravity was optional, and the impossible became possible. In this realm of whimsy and mirth, dreams came alive, and every day was a joyous celebration of the absurd.

Not bad but I still prefer reading John Ronald Reuel Tolkien books.
Btw I feel tired of AI. Where is good old humanity today? Rethoric question.

[Tricky]

Re: ChatGPT

There is an AI image generator here that doesn't need registration.

TalkAI: AI Image Generation - Create Stunning Images Effortlessly

Here is its idea of a photocopier.

[slimslob]

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Trusting AI not to lie Lock and Code S04E12