Dedicated, to my new enemy. A rant, a Rave, and Everything else.

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  • JLSam
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • Jun 2015
    • 601

    Dedicated, to my new enemy. A rant, a Rave, and Everything else.

    I have encountered way to many f'cking problems with Spectrum WiFi 6 Router Models: SAX1V1R , SAX1V1K , SAX1V1S

    This router is the vain of my existence right now, and due to a series of events related to a long remote support call, we lost a client. Jesus Christ.
    If someone knows the engineer of this router, or, if he/she happens to stop by to read this post I have a message for you:


    1) I hope when you die, your spouse brings a date.
    2) That when you look in a mirror, it cracks.
    3) I hope you get a splinter that can never be removed.
    4) I hope you stub your pinky toe every morning.
    5) That when you open you open the fridge, your food spoils because of a power outage.
    6) That you continuously get flat tires.
    7) You run out of gas in the middle of a drive.
    8) You accidentally leave the light on and your car battery dies.
    9) You shart in the middle of a very important meeting.
    10) That you get a leaky faucet and the drips drive you mad.
    11) You continuously run over pot holes.
    12) You run out of toilet paper, in a public bathroom.
    13) That turning a page of a book always causes a paper cut.
    14) That all your salt shaker caps be loose, and using them cause you to spoil your food.
    15) That you forget to put on deodorant when you meet someone important.
    16) That everytime you take a picture, there's a piece of food stuck in your teeth.
    17) That Popcorn kernels, get lodged tightly between your molars, every time.
    18) That all sweets go to your thighs.
    19) That the ice cream machine always be broken when YOU want ice cream.
    20) That your parents always tell you the truth, which is that you, are a failure.

    I will think of more later.
  • Aneurysm
    Administrator

    1,000+ Posts
    • Jan 2005
    • 1013

    #2
    Re: Dedicated, to my new enemy. A rant, a Rave, and Everything else.

    Originally posted by JLSam
    I have encountered way to many f'cking problems with Spectrum WiFi 6 Router Models: SAX1V1R , SAX1V1K , SAX1V1S
    Ouch, remind me to never buy one of those. Ever.
    "Remain calm. All is well." -Chip Diller, Nov 1963

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    • slimslob
      Retired

      Site Contributor
      25,000+ Posts
      • May 2013
      • 34944

      #3
      Re: Dedicated, to my new enemy. A rant, a Rave, and Everything else.

      Originally posted by JLSam
      I have encountered way to many f'cking problems with Spectrum WiFi 6 Router Models: SAX1V1R , SAX1V1K , SAX1V1S
      Are those for their "new" so called Advanced WiFi that I keep hearing them advertise that does all sorts of things that I have been doing with every router I have owned for the last two decades or more?

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      • JLSam
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • Jun 2015
        • 601

        #4
        Re: Dedicated, to my new enemy. A rant, a Rave, and Everything else.

        Originally posted by slimslob
        Are those for their "new" so called Advanced WiFi that I keep hearing them advertise that does all sorts of things that I have been doing with every router I have owned for the last two decades or more?
        Lol, yeah.

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