Michael Jackson

[KopyKat]

LOL! Took me a second to get it!
I've got a handful of MJ jokes, but later someday!

Aw come on...give 'em up.

Q: WHAT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST HIT ???
A: THE FLOOR

Q: What's 8 inches long and useless?
A: Tickets to Michael Jackson's comeback tour

"Wow, who'd have thought the last time Michael Jackson grabbed himself it
was going to be his chest?"

[pjdbm]

The children are now safe to play.

His Music was good but he was a sick F@@@. He paid off the families that had Law suits against him for acts of Pedophilia.

He was not an Elvis Presley and was not like nothing of a man like Frank Sinatra.

The world is glorifying a Pedophile and a deranged father, I could give a rats ass about him.

[Marsh2]

Just a matter of interest does Michael Jacksons body get buried or recycled he might make a pretty groovy C6500.

[mrwho]

Just a matter of interest does Michael Jacksons body get buried or recycled he might make a pretty groovy C6500.

I don't think so - the printouts would come out all white!

[banginbishop]

The children are now safe to play.

His Music was good but he was a sick F@@@. He paid off the families that had Law suits against him for acts of Pedophilia.

He was not an Elvis Presley and was not like nothing of a man like Frank Sinatra.

The world is glorifying a Pedophile and a deranged father, I could give a rats ass about him.

Please remember this is classed as defamation and as such you and this website could be sued. I have seen this in the Uk where a forum member wrote things that couldn't be proved and the site was told to close, pay damages or make an appology. Just because the family chose to accept a payment doesn't mean guilty.

I am no way defending Peodophillia but no one knows the truth so do not judge.

[pjdbm]

we will let the admin here decide if this is a problem, your not a mod or a admin.

The public is not stupid and know whats up. In another country he would have been taken care of a long time ago. Amazing what money can buy.

Now tell me OJ was innocent lol

[mitsubee]

MJ passed away was something very sad....and i read from the newspaper today someone confessed framing him before he died....more sad

[scepter2112]

The bad jokes have started

Ones I herd so far

Cnn reported today that Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts.

Fara Faucet died went to heaven and God asked her what her greatest wish was, she replied to protect all children, so he killed Michael

[mrwho]

MJ must be happy that he died. After all, if he goes to heaven, his biggest wish will be granted: to meet the baby Jesus!

[mrwho]

[pacman]

Aw come on...give 'em up.

Q: WHAT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST HIT ???
A: THE FLOOR

Q: What's 8 inches long and useless?
A: Tickets to Michael Jackson's comeback tour

"Wow, who'd have thought the last time Michael Jackson grabbed himself it
was going to be his chest?"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

These had me rolling!

[Guest]

I guess now the only place where little boys have to watch their backs is in church...

[Kopyrtek]

K.Life goes on....next.
Not sorry...but life goes on.What he did..he did.Didnt cnange my life or my outlook on life.Yea he did have some good songs..but in the end,he was just another entertainer in MY BOOK.

[Bizhub]

Everything moves on. The days of black and white have gone.

Time for some colour.

Bye Bye Wacko

[mrwho]

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