Funny wind up email site

[FRIDGEMAGNET]

E-mails from an Asshole

Made me laugh for ages.

[Vulkor]

That's great, lol shared it with office mates. Here's one for you, not sure if its posted on these forums or not yet.

http://www.fmylife.com

[mrwho]

This one is one we copier techs can many times relate with

(The customer is) Not always right.

[Dark Helmet]

The plumber one is pretty dam funny

[fixthecopier]

This one is one we copier techs can many times relate with

(The customer is) Not always right.

I have gone through the first ten pages and the more I read of these, the more I think most people are really stupid and rude. But then I already knew that.

[SGT_Snacks-64]

Found this one at a customers on the wall above the copier

WHAT TO DO WHEN THIS PHOTOCOPIER BREAKS DOWN

1 Do not call for service until everyone concerned has had time to
form an opinion as to what is wrong. Give each member of staff an
opportunity to correct the problem. Whenever possible, ALL controls
and adjusting screws should be turned.

2 After several days, when the machine malfunction has become a major
emergency, place an URGENT call for service. Fridays are best, but any
day after 4-00pm is OK.

3 Alert all personnel so each can give their version of what is wrong.
Suggestions on how to fix the machine will be welcomed by the
Engineer.

4 Hide the Service History Log (if there is one) which can be found
inside the machine. Make several references about the "man who was
here last week" for the same problem.

5 Have at least eight graduate Engineers present to ask highly
technical questions which are in no way related to the problem.

6 The minute the Engineer arrives, ask what caused the delay. Make it
clear that you expected him two days ago. Before he can answer, ask
him when the machine will be back in service.

7 The machine should be as dirty and greasy as possible. A mixture of
oil, pencil sharpenings and toner powder works well. If the machine
has electrical components, add staples and paper clips.

8 Assign a member of staff to supervise the repair, preferably
somebody who has never seen or used the machine before. Bad breath is
a plus here and scores extra points.

9 Ask again when the machine will be ready. Good timing is essential
here and when the machine is in 800 pieces all over the floor will be
just grand.

10 Be sure the machine is in a narrow passage with plenty of people
passing by, each making a comment about how long the repair is taking.
The lighting should be as low as possible - good engineers can work
blindfold.

11 Ask if the machine is ready yet. If the engineer is looking at the
schematic diagram, ask him if he knows what he is doing. It doesn't
hurt to mention that you repaired the toaster last week without the
aid of a schematic diagram.

12 When the repair is completed, tell him what a good job he did. Say
it should be a good job as it took long enough.

13 Make sure the bill goes on someone else's budget.

14 After he has gone, call his supervisor and say that the machine
works worse than before. Follow up with a letter - stop payment of the
account.

15 Follow these rules on every call, no matter how small the problem.

[mrwho]

Found this one at a customers on the wall above the copier

Great one! Going to translate it and send it to all of my colleagues!

[Vulkor]

Am loving these links and that long post. Printed it for the Office to see.

[Ctl-Alt-Del]

This one is one we copier techs can many times relate with

(The customer is) Not always right.

sounds like my Monday morning.

[pacman]

fmylife is TERRIFIC. I've been reading that site religiously now.