Cigarettes and tampons

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  • 10871087
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Jan 2005
    • 1143

    #1

    Cigarettes and tampons

    A manwalks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.He answers that he is looking fora box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.A few minutes later,he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobaccoand some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper.
    So, I figureif I have to roll my own, so does she
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