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  • claudioterrible
    no mercy...

    50+ Posts
    • Oct 2008
    • 96

    #16
    strange thing ....

    i found once,lady under wear between the wall and the rear side of the machine that was installed inside the ambassador office (his secretary was so so so niiiceeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Herrmann
      Senior Tech

      Site Contributor
      500+ Posts
      • Jan 2006
      • 792

      #17
      To get Access to the production Area of a big Food Manufacturer you have to perform several tests in front of it. First, you have to present a certificate of health (not older than 12 months), then you will be "erkennungsdienstlich behandelt" (sorry, i have no idea, how to spell it in english)...let me describe: they take a Photo of you, they ask the police, if there was something...the only thing, they do not do, ist taking fingerprints. After all is done, you get an ID card, which gives you the authorisation to enter the production area under attendance of a security employer. Further, you have to take on a complete nylon overall, nylon shoes, a hair cap and, if in need, a moustache cap, then you can enter the area after going through a tub with desinfection solution in it. Needless to say: you can only get a few tools with you, not the whole case.
      The first Time i get in there, i could hardly suppress a giggle, as i felt like one of the *green wing hospital* Stuff. (you people from england should know, what i mean)


      Another interesting i experienced, was to get access to a Credit Card and telephone Card manufactorer, between the normal and the "hot" area was a glass cylinder, which slides open, you have to go in, then it closed, and you want to say "Scotty, give energy"...in fact, they take a photo from your silhouette and, at the same time, they get your weight and compares this with your weight, when you leave. Pretty impressing
      If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

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      • Lagonda
        Service Manager

        Site Contributor
        1,000+ Posts
        • Aug 2008
        • 1649

        #18
        Originally posted by herrmann



        they get your weight and compares this with your weight, when you leave.
        Don't go to the toilet while your inside, you might have a lot of explaining to do!!!!
        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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        • CableGuy
          Impulse Drive Engineer

          250+ Posts
          • Oct 2008
          • 417

          #19
          Originally posted by Lagonda
          Don't go to the toilet while your inside, you might have a lot of explaining to do!!!!
          Maybe they weigh you before and after you go to the Loo too?

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          • Koosie
            Trusted Tech

            100+ Posts
            • Nov 2008
            • 121

            #20
            Originally posted by CableGuy
            Maybe they weigh you before and after you go to the Loo too?
            I did that once at home! You feel much lighter, but its not that much

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            • Herrmann
              Senior Tech

              Site Contributor
              500+ Posts
              • Jan 2006
              • 792

              #21
              To ship around this Problem, there are no Restrooms in the "Hot Area". Remember, this is a Manufactorer of Credit- and Telephone Cards. Let's say...100 Pieces of them are not that much in weight, so the Scale is pretty exact.
              If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

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              • banginbishop
                grumpy old git

                500+ Posts
                • Oct 2007
                • 894

                #22
                Originally posted by Koosie
                I did that once at home! You feel much lighter, but its not that much
                PMPL
                Incontinentia Buttocks

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                • CableGuy
                  Impulse Drive Engineer

                  250+ Posts
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 417

                  #23
                  Originally posted by herrmann
                  To ship around this Problem, there are no Restrooms in the "Hot Area". Remember, this is a Manufactorer of Credit- and Telephone Cards. Let's say...100 Pieces of them are not that much in weight, so the Scale is pretty exact.
                  Where would you hide them on your person.........forget the question, just dawned on me......

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                  • Shadow1
                    Service Manager

                    Site Contributor
                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1642

                    #24
                    Originally posted by herrmann
                    Further, you have to take on a complete nylon overall, nylon shoes, a hair cap and, if in need, a moustache cap, then you can enter the area after going through a tub with desinfection solution in it.
                    Had to fix a machine on the surgical floor of a major hospital that was kinda the same deal. I had to scrub, put on the surgical gown, mask, hair cap (which is odd - I have more hair on my a$$ than my head), Shoe Covers, etc. and basically look like one of the doctors... and drag my dirty toolkit and vacuum in with me and plop them down on the floor next to the machine.

                    I thought about pointing this out until I saw how nasty the machine was.
                    73 DE W5SSJ

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                    • mrwho
                      Major Asshole!

                      Site Contributor
                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 4299

                      #25
                      This just now on a customer's wasted paper box. Needless to say I LOLed.
                      Attached Files
                      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                      Mascan42

                      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                      Ibid

                      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                      • mjarbar

                        #26
                        Originally posted by CableGuy
                        Where would you hide them on your person.........forget the question, just dawned on me......
                        Brings a whole new meaning to credit card swipe!!!

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                        • TonerMunkeh
                          Professional Moron

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 3865

                          #27
                          Originally posted by mjarbar
                          Brings a whole new meaning to credit card swipe!!!
                          That's how prostitutes take cards instead of cash
                          It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

                          Hit it.

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                          • Rob Sandberg
                            Trusted Tech

                            250+ Posts
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 275

                            #28
                            And just how would you know????

                            Rob S

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                            • Shadow1
                              Service Manager

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                              1,000+ Posts
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 1642

                              #29
                              Sign in the Men's room at a print shop: If you can't hit the pot without having someone else hold your dick for you please use the bushes out back.
                              73 DE W5SSJ

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                              • yakyitz
                                Trusted Tech

                                100+ Posts
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 245

                                #30
                                Diamond in an HP Printer. Big diamond dealer. Was cleaning the printer took it out and asked if anyone lost it. Heads popped up and a couple of them exclaimed "I know where that belongs" WOW

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