Overheard at the customer's office

[mascan42]

I'm sure there have to be tons of funny/horrific conversations that you've overheard while fixing the copier. Especially when you're doing a repair that takes a while, people tend to forget you're there and speak freely . . . sometimes a little too freely.

I'm fixing a copier at a funeral home (always the best place for this sort of thing) and I hear this from the guy on the phone in the next room:

"So the fetus is still at the morgue?"

[Koosie]

I hate funeral homes. I fixed a copier at one a few months back, and the owner was in the next room yelling at a supplier:

"Jesus Christ! Are you #@$%# @#$% in your head! I will never pay that for a !#$%# cross. GOD you're crazy!!!"

and so on. He then walks to the next room, with customers waiting:

"Hello. May God be with you in this difficult time..."

Another time, at that same customer with the same guy, I overheard a client speaking to him in his office after finding out the owner is guy.

"I don't want you to play with my d1ck when I die!!"

[ExOceMan]

I had a guy tell me he was a virgin until he was 30 and he lost it to a 16yo boy. What a peedo!

[TonerMunkeh]

I heard nurses discussing an operation to remove someone's piles. In gory detail. Kind of difficult to service a machine when the people next to you are discussing removing someone's bum grapes.

[banginbishop]

At a primary shool recently and i was sitting down on the floor out of sight when a teacher walks through the door and asks another female teacher "hows your *****" - spots me on the floor and realises whats shes said

[Lagonda]

I was sitting on the floor behind the desk out of sight when the two office girls started a conversation,

[gwaddle]

I work on machines at the county attorney's office. They are not always carefull in what they talk about. I've definately heard things I shouldn't have.

[10871087]

I was working in a Gynocologsts office and two of the women were talking about something they saw earlier in the day. Out of courtesy to my friends here at Copytechnet I will keep the details to myself, but I will tell you that it was NOT GOOD.

[RRodgers]

I can't wait to !#$@#$ the copier guy!!!