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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 4714

    #1

    Wal-Mart Scam

    I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as i have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No" and instead ask for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and once again on Sunday.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
  • SCREWTAPE
    East Coast Imaging

    Site Contributor
    2,500+ Posts
    • Jan 2009
    • 3396

    #2
    Originally posted by fixthecopier
    I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as i have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No" and instead ask for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and once again on Sunday.
    Apparently you must love getting scammed.

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    • OMD-227

      #3
      Brilliant!

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      • anka monki
        the undertaker
        • Dec 2009
        • 19

        #4
        sold out

        all wallets have now sold out

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