The Copier Guy - Keith Michael Ashton sketch

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  • 10871087
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Jan 2005
    • 1143

    #1

    The Copier Guy - Keith Michael Ashton sketch

    You need to fan the paper three times
  • Stirton.M
    All things Konica Minolta

    1,000+ Posts
    • Oct 2009
    • 1804

    #2
    Holy crap. Take the glasses off that guy and this is the that co-worker I've mentioned in past threads. Doesn't listen to the customer and makes stuff up as he goes and in the end only serves to piss off the customer even further.

    Is this a Pitney Bowes service training video?

    I have GOT to show this video to the co-workers.
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    • fixthecopier
      ALIEN OVERLORD

      2,500+ Posts
      • Apr 2008
      • 4714

      #3
      I want to hire that guy and send him to customers we do not like anymore.
      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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      • KIP_Doc
        Technician

        50+ Posts
        • Sep 2009
        • 53

        #4
        I use to work for Pitney Bowes. I think I worked with this guy a few times.........

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        • ToshibaTech
          Senior Tech

          500+ Posts
          • Apr 2007
          • 580

          #5
          I'm gonna start carrying my tools like that. Awesome!
          I will not give you service manuals or firmware.

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          • mrwho
            Major Asshole!

            Site Contributor
            2,500+ Posts
            • Apr 2009
            • 4299

            #6
            What's the first thing he says (right after she said "you must be the copier man")?
            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
            Mascan42

            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

            Ibid

            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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            • ToshibaTech
              Senior Tech

              500+ Posts
              • Apr 2007
              • 580

              #7
              I think he says "No, I'm the Good Humor man." Like Good Humor ice cream I guess?
              I will not give you service manuals or firmware.

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              • mrwho
                Major Asshole!

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                2,500+ Posts
                • Apr 2009
                • 4299

                #8
                Originally posted by ToshibaTech
                I think he says "No, I'm the Good Humor man." Like Good Humor ice cream I guess?
                Well, I'm subtitling it to spread it to my friends (specially the english-challenged ones) and it made no sense, so I just translated it to "No, I'm the computer man."
                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                Mascan42

                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                Ibid

                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                • Tom
                  Trusted Tech

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                  250+ Posts
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 344

                  #9
                  Unbelieveable, I wish my wife had that much patience. Is this for real, or just a joke video? Nobody can be that bad, can they? It looked like he was about to get busy with the copier for awhile.

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                  • mrwho
                    Major Asshole!

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                    2,500+ Posts
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 4299

                    #10
                    It's acted, of course - I particularly enjoy when he climbs on the copier and she has to cover her face because she's about to start laughing!
                    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                    Mascan42

                    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                    Ibid

                    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                    • 10871087
                      Service Manager

                      1,000+ Posts
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1143

                      #11
                      After today, I needed to watch this again.

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                      • mrwho
                        Major Asshole!

                        Site Contributor
                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 4299

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 10871087
                        After today, I needed to watch this again.
                        Well then, tell us about it. I particularly enjoy to hear from people who had crappier days than mine - it makes my crappy days feel less shitty...
                        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                        Mascan42

                        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                        Ibid

                        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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