[Funny] Bless me Father, for I have sinned

[Supertech]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' Joey responds with a big grin on his face:

'Four months vacation and five good leads

[SCREWTAPE]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned

This is not a term to be taken lightly.

Horrible.

[Stirton.M]

If God himself had no sense of humour, we'd all be smited.

[mrwho]

If God himself had no sense of humour, we'd all be smited.

If there is a god, he HAS a sense of humour. Just look at the platipus!

[mrwho]

Besides, as every copier tech should know already...

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[Shadow1]

I'm a perfect example of God's sense of humor

[Stirton.M]

Well, I was thinking along this line....heh
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And of course, there is this....
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which of course doesn't minimize this in any way....
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Anyone seeing a trend here????

[Herrmann]

Translation heading: "and see, he surrender"
Translation Speech: "aaaww, bollocks to that"

[RRodgers]

lol