Fishing Vs Women

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  • 10871087
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Jan 2005
    • 1143

    #1

    Fishing Vs Women

    Fishing Vs Women

    1. A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
    2. You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.
    3. You can go in the bush anytime you want.
    4. Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
    5. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.
    6. Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.
    7. A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.
    8. Two hours of complete silence.(ok, a 2 hour blowjob will achieve the same thing... But then you will owe her a diamond the size of a small rodent.)
    9. You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
    10. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.
    11. A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.
    12. It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.
    13. Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.
    14. You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.
    15. Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.
    16. You generally can go home with a dozen fish before anyone says anything.
    17. The fish will usually nibble gently on your worm before they engulf it entirely in their mouth.
    18. If you pull out too quickly, all that happens is that you have a happy fish.
    19. A fish doesn't care how big your rod is.
    20. Blowfish!
  • Rudi
    Technician

    250+ Posts
    • Jun 2007
    • 251

    #2
    What Can I Say

    That Is Why I Love Fishing.

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    • Johnny Bravo
      Technician
      • Mar 2007
      • 12

      #3
      Fish don't spend all night on the phone with their mother bitching about the same shit over and over and over and...

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      • dwparker.wa
        Technician
        • Mar 2007
        • 33

        #4
        A fish will not spend $89 getting it's hair cut, colored, and styled then claim " My hair looks like $#%&! " two days later.

        A fish will not spend $100 on a new pair of shoes, $80 on new pants, $90 on a new blouse, and $75 on various fabrics then SCREAM " I have NOTHING to WEAR!"

        A fish will not sit on the couch eating cookies, chips, and candy then stand up and ask you " Do these pants make me look fat?"

        Parker

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