Favorite quotes

[Zackuth]

Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.

I read this in a Murphy's Law book many moons ago.

[Jules Winfield]

Blow me...
- Ron Jeremy

[Nachoman4life]

When picking something up "Why did they have to build the floor so close to the ground"

[fixthecopier]

If you knew what people REALLY thought about you, you would quit caring what people think about you.

Life is hard, it is a lot harder if you are stupid. {John Wayne}

If brains were gunpowder you could not blow your nose.

Life is a journey not a destination

[prntrfxr]

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they don't understand.
For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Always acknowledge a fault. this will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain
It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.
Be mischievous, it feels good.

and

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

[KenB]

Minds are like parachutes...they only work when they're open.

[Mr Spock]

believe only half of what you see and nothing a politician tells you!

As happy as a pig in shit.

No matter where you go - there you are!!!

[JustManuals]

If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes

[ZOOTECH]

Sometimes I feel like an island in a sea of incompetence.

[nmfaxman]

It's hard to fly with the eagles when you work with turkeys.

[ZOOTECH]

My signature is my favorite; in other words, pay attention to what you're doing = fewer mistakes.

[gwaddle]

I saw a quote today I thought was good

"The top dog doesn't have to bark"

My all time favorite is one I learned from my mom

"The hurrier I go the behinder I get"