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  • Zackuth
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    Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.

    I read this in a Murphy's Law book many moons ago.

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  • Jules Winfield
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    Blow me...
    - Ron Jeremy

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  • Nachoman4life
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    When picking something up "Why did they have to build the floor so close to the ground"

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  • fixthecopier
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    If you knew what people REALLY thought about you, you would quit caring what people think about you.

    Life is hard, it is a lot harder if you are stupid. {John Wayne}

    If brains were gunpowder you could not blow your nose.

    Life is a journey not a destination

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  • prntrfxr
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    Technology is dominated by those who manage what they don't understand.
    For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
    Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
    Always acknowledge a fault. this will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain
    It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.
    Be mischievous, it feels good.

    and

    Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

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  • KenB
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    Minds are like parachutes...they only work when they're open.

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  • Mr Spock
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    believe only half of what you see and nothing a politician tells you!

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  • OMD-227
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    As happy as a pig in shit.

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  • mjarbar
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    No matter where you go - there you are!!!

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  • JustManuals
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    If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes

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  • ZOOTECH
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    Sometimes I feel like an island in a sea of incompetence.

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  • nmfaxman
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    It's hard to fly with the eagles when you work with turkeys.

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  • ZOOTECH
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    My signature is my favorite; in other words, pay attention to what you're doing = fewer mistakes.

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  • gwaddle
    started a topic Favorite quotes

    Favorite quotes

    I saw a quote today I thought was good

    "The top dog doesn't have to bark"

    My all time favorite is one I learned from my mom

    "The hurrier I go the behinder I get"
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