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The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking -
Three letters: LOL
I could picture my printer in my head saying all that.
' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation! -
Yea thats funny..........................The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Add this...
Printer: Oh, no. He's turning me of....
Computer: What a relief. At least now he'll be quiet.
Computer: Monitor display error that pages did not print.
Monitor: I did but it doesn't look like he's paying attention.
Printer: Powering up. Just wait until I'm ready, I'll fix him.
Computer: Oh, no. The data has been corrupted. Keyboard get ready for more pounding.
Printer: Yes! You pain in the feed rollers. 59 pages of nothing but symbols. Let's see how he likes that.
Keyboard: Please make it stop...Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".Comment
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Those little printers are an insult to the intelligence of the industry."Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."
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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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