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  • RRodgers
    Service Manager

    1,000+ Posts
    • Jun 2009
    • 1947
    #1

    Some dumb request

    Hello Kind Sir's....
    I has 1000 money's.
    Thank you for your help in this matter.

    please send my email idiotdouchebag@someplace.com
    Color is not 4 times harder... it's 65,000 times harder. They call it "TECH MODE" for a reason. I have manual's and firmware for ya, course... you are going to have to earn it.
    Tags: 100, 1000, email, good, help, kenya, money, one, request, send
    • pjdbm
      Trusted Tech

      250+ Posts
      • Sep 2007
      • 360
      #2

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        • RRodgers
          Service Manager

          1,000+ Posts
          • Jun 2009
          • 1947
          #3
          Oh good friends... help is right there and now.
          Plz kind sir's

          I would be much happy!
          Color is not 4 times harder... it's 65,000 times harder. They call it "TECH MODE" for a reason. I have manual's and firmware for ya, course... you are going to have to earn it.

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            • RRodgers
              Service Manager

              1,000+ Posts
              • Jun 2009
              • 1947
              #4
              No one jumped on this?!?!??!? Seriously? Oh come on!
              Color is not 4 times harder... it's 65,000 times harder. They call it "TECH MODE" for a reason. I have manual's and firmware for ya, course... you are going to have to earn it.

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                • ddude
                  General Troublemaker

                  250+ Posts
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 473
                  #5
                  My Uncle in Kenya writes better requests- You didn't explain why you has monies, or why I can has help to you....
                  2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

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                    • jonhiker
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 661
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RRodgers
                      Hello Kind Sir's....
                      I has 1000 money's.
                      Thank you for your help in this matter.

                      please send my email idiotdouchebag@someplace.com
                      i take somes of your 1000 money's for my special charity.

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                        • mrwho
                          Major Asshole!

                          Site Contributor
                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 4299
                          #7
                          Sorry, I have no match for that one. The only thing I have that comes remotely close is "my machine not working, help me please!".
                          ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                          Mascan42

                          'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                          Ibid

                          I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                            • TonerMunkeh
                              Professional Moron

                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 3865
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RRodgers
                              Hello Kind Sir's....
                              I has 1000 money's.
                              Thank you for your help in this matter.

                              please send my email idiotdouchebag@someplace.com
                              Have you tried switching it off and back on?
                              It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

                              Hit it.

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                                • mrwho
                                  Major Asshole!

                                  Site Contributor
                                  2,500+ Posts
                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 4299
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TonerMunkeh
                                  Have you tried switching it off and back on?
                                  Yeah, that and don't forget to fan the paper three times.
                                  ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                  Mascan42

                                  'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                  Ibid

                                  I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                    • Lagonda
                                      Service Manager

                                      Site Contributor
                                      1,000+ Posts
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 1649
                                      #10
                                      I can do you a good deal on some pre-washed copiers!
                                      At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                                        • Jimbo1
                                          Senior Tech

                                          500+ Posts
                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 845
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by RRodgers
                                          Hello Kind Sir's....
                                          I has 1000 money's.
                                          Thank you for your help in this matter.

                                          please send my email idiotdouchebag@someplace.com
                                          Ok I'll bite.

                                          How many my 1000 moneys does yours has to be having for to be getting the 1000 moneys?

                                          That's good boy..here's biscuit!
                                          "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                                          Cdr. William Riker

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                                            • ToshibaTech
                                              Senior Tech

                                              500+ Posts
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 580
                                              #12
                                              "Experience:
                                              Helping uncle cut hair.
                                              Mowing grass for uncle.
                                              Installing car stereos.
                                              ...
                                              Other:
                                              Fluent in Swahili and French."

                                              Actual content from a resume filed form a guy named "Innocent"
                                              I will not give you service manuals or firmware.

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                                                • wellconnected
                                                  Service Manager
                                                  • Oct 2010
                                                  • 23
                                                  #13
                                                  dont forget to fill the white toner cartridge
                                                  Theory is when you know all and nothing works. Practice is when all works and nobody knows why. In this case we have put together theory and practice: nothing works... and nobody knows why! (Albert Einstein)

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                                                    • mojorolla
                                                      The Wolf

                                                      2,500+ Posts
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 2590
                                                      #14
                                                      This parts or service manual can be purchased in any language from that annoying guy who only posts ads.
                                                      Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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