[Funny] Text messaging codes for seniors (and older techs)

[10871087]

I thought the following listing was appropriate.. after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors (and for some of you bordering on becoming seniors!)


ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
OMG - Ouch, My Gout!
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO -Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

[michaelc]

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I didn't know some of these and I am 26.

Now its morning and I am sober I realise that it was meant as a joke. I think I will use $5 for an idiot test. Will let you know the result.

[gwaddle]

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ITIHML-I think I hurt myself laughing.

[fixthecopier]

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OK, FWIW has applied to me before, but remember I had a lot of fun in the 70's, ...80's... part of the 90's, well you get the...what was the subject again?

[nmfaxman]

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CRS Can't Remember Shit

[michaelc]

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OK, FWIW has applied to me before, but remember I had a lot of fun in the 70's, ...80's... part of the 90's, well you get the...what was the subject again?

FWIW ? I respect the time you have put in, just i didnt know the things listed (I dont know the subject either)

[ZOOTECH]

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CRS Can't Remember Shit

I can't claim to be a founding member, but I am a senior member of CRS, and the "pile of s..t" is getting bigger and deeper.

[michaelc]

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off subject, but i like the <--- (keep right).

[RRodgers]

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LoL

[HenryT2]

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So that's what those letters are that I see used in e-mails and texts ?
Well , that's good to know , I thought I had problems with my computer and my phone not displaying correctly,
or was it my eyesight going . I forgot which it was .

WSMSASMUTS

[ZOOTECH]

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WSMSASMUTS

Okay, I'll take the bait - what is this code for (I hope I'm not sorry I asked)?

[HenryT2]

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ALRIGHT here it is : just an 'ole Southern swearism


Well Slap Me Silly And Shove Me Under The Sofa

[prntrfxr]

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I taught my mom to text (FYI: I don't know all the acronyms either). She would type the funniest stuff and I found myself replying LOL. I couldn't figure out why she always replied, "I love you too, baby". I asked her what she thought LOL meant. "Well it means Lots Of Love, of course." She wasn't too happy when she found out I've been laughing at her all this time.

One day I came home from work and she said:

"Look! I got bling!" (she kept shaking her head from side to side)

You don't know how funny that sounds until you hear your 70+ year old mother say that. When I finished wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing, she told me dad bought her a sparkly pair of earrings and that's why she was shaking her head to show me. ROFL!

[Akitu]

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CRAFT - Can't Remember A Frickin Thing!