I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

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  • ragajungle

    #16
    Awesome point. Never thought of that..... So apparently Canon wasate as Hell on DF & FFR design lol...

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    • Akitu
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      #17
      Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

      Yeah, I never thought of it until my recent training course when I was having this very same discussion with the instructor, about why they'll do stupid crap like this... Copyright laws. Abolish them.
      Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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      • mikadonovan
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        #18
        Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

        Speaking of funky engineering, what about the HP desktop printers? These are good printers, but if I had not had a manual with the disassembly procedure the first time I had to dig in to one, I would have been screwed. How it LOOKS like it comes apart IS NOT the way it comes apart.
        NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING

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        • prntrfxr
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          #19
          Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

          Covers usually come off clockwise from right cover or rear cover. Unless you're talking about inkjets. Then you move them from the desk to the trashcan.
          Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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          • mikadonovan
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            #20
            Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

            Originally posted by prntrfxr
            Unless you're talking about inkjets. Then you move them from the desk to the trashcan.
            Couldn't agree with you more.
            NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING

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            • michaelc
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              #21
              Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

              Just to chip in, AWESOME rant. I work mainly on Toshiba and some parts are a pain to change. My theory is that the guys who design them do so when they are so drunk they get that feeling we all do when we are drunk and then later realise we are dumb. You all know it, it starts with these words.....Yeah, that is a good idea.
              It didn't say that I couldn't do it in the manual.

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              • Tizer
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                • Aug 2011
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                #22
                Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                I worked on canon kit for 15 years then I moved on to kyoceraAnd konica when I started looking at canon again it was a shame That a great engineering company had forgot everything thatMade them great in the 1st place I would not have a canonProduct in my top ten now THEY LOST THE PLOT ALONG TIME AGO !!!

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                • ragajungle

                  #23
                  Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                  Originally posted by mikadonovan
                  Speaking of funky engineering, what about the HP desktop printers? These are good printers, but if I had not had a manual with the disassembly procedure the first time I had to dig in to one, I would have been screwed. How it LOOKS like it comes apart IS NOT the way it comes apart.
                  All the newer printers and faxes are like that now.

                  Which brings me to full circle bitching back to segment 1 Canon crap.
                  //////////////////////Canon LC710/LC730/////////////////////////

                  The above said machine wasn't engineered by an engineer. Nope. It was created by other-worldly powers. Minions from hell I suspect. Minions with very, very, very small hands and a gross knowledge of Karmic Retribution and creating "jack-in-the-box" drive assemblies that last somewhere between 6,000 and 200,000 clicks. Jack in the box because to get to the drive assembly you have to strip the machine down. pretty much every screw you see, you remove. Pull a panel and find 28 screws, remove 28 screws. All the boards too! Wait though,,,,,,,,,,,,,,one of the connectors to a board you need to remove is under the scanner. remove the scanner too. And the best part is when you get to the dive assy. when you pry, twist and mangle the outter plate off all the gears are floating and or spring loaded... cruel. So then your hunting around on some psychedelically inspired hospital carpeting trying to find a plastic gear or keeper small enough to inhale if you aren't careful...

                  I wish I had a camera the last 2 times I rebuild a drive assy on one. In one case the key contact walked in and thought I had a fit and smashed her machine! There were just that many frikken pieces! In the end it was a one way that cost roughly $0.05 and 5 hours of labor.

                  seriously? who the fuch let this go to production? Who in there right mind looked at that and said (Lewis Black Voice Coming to Mind)


                  "Ahhhhhh yep [staring down at the device with a long silence] looks like the most straight forward route to go. couldn't see anything possibly going wrong here..."

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                  • igi
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                    #24
                    Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                    hi all
                    we all in the same boat irespective of the manurefacturer
                    the saying goes like that
                    salesman sales a dream and the technician stuck with the nightmare
                    good luck to all of us

                    ps not thath bad we all still here

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                    • excanonguy
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                      #25
                      Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                      Having worked on Canon for 18 yrs it was pretty decent stuff, but I saw the decline start before I left in 2006 ...from what I hear from old friends who are still there I had a lucky escape!!

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                      • ragajungle

                        #26
                        Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                        Originally posted by excanonguy
                        Having worked on Canon for 18 yrs it was pretty decent stuff, but I saw the decline start before I left in 2006 ...from what I hear from old friends who are still there I had a lucky escape!!
                        Okay, good So I am not losing my mind!

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                        • jam-man
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                          • Nov 2011
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                          #27
                          Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                          Worked for Canon 3-4 years ago. Great colleagues, pay and so on. But the copiers were constructions, designed on LSD or crystal-meth. Maybe both.
                          I now work on Ricohs, and I remember the first months as pure pleasure, amazed by how simple things can be done. Most parts making yield, easy access to commonly changed parts. Man I love those machines.

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                          • Morlock49
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                            #28
                            Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                            can I add one other copier to the list of bad design. a konica minolta c10. it took me 3 days to change an internal gear ($1.00 part cost). I now refuse to work on these piles of garbage.
                            Sorry folks, reputation removed by Just Manuals, because he's a sad little wanker

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                            • Avskrap
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                              #29
                              Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                              Originally posted by Morlock49
                              can I add one other copier to the list of bad design. a konica minolta c10. it took me 3 days to change an internal gear ($1.00 part cost). I now refuse to work on these piles of garbage.
                              That, my friend, is why you throw it out the window when the customer isn't looking.

                              The design of the bizhub C203/C353 feed assy's for the trays are quite annoying, seeing as they're all different for the three trays. The easiest is the 2nd, where you remove four screws and one cable. Then there's there LCT (if there is one), where you have to demolish the back of the machine if you want to take the feed unit out. But, it works to sit on the floor changing the rollers. But then there's the 1st tray... Where you have to remove the bypass tray to even see the feed unit. When I first started messing with these on the field as a fresh tech, I was horrified...

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                              • BLADE
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                                #30
                                Re: I would like to meet a Canon Engineer and kick him/her in the beard.

                                Originally posted by jam-man
                                Worked for Canon 3-4 years ago. Great colleagues, pay and so on. But the copiers were constructions, designed on LSD or crystal-meth. Maybe both.
                                I now work on Ricohs, and I remember the first months as pure pleasure, amazed by how simple things can be done. Most parts making yield, easy access to commonly changed parts. Man I love those machines.
                                choose your poison - the rubics cube or eating a bag of toner

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