[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty

[banginbishop]

Oh i'm as guilty as hell

Ever put laxative in a workshop managers drink because he's a complete twat (i.e complains when you do a refurb, work untill 1am on a workday and be told there is a a bit of dirt on a screw head so wont pass it) and piss yourself when you find out he spent the night on the toilet and didn't know why

[Ozzy]

Not guilty..


True story ---> Have you ever had to plug your vacuum in under the secretary's desk and she had no undies on?? (the plug in was by her feet and I bent down on the front side of her desk to plug it in and had a straight shot view oh my...

Dave

Not guilty (you suck)

Have you ever gotten a full on view of a nice boobie when a friendly customer bent down to help you load paper or show you where the jamming was going on?

[DSallee]

Not guilty.

Q:have you ever intentionally to make a fussy customer to complain on you in order to get away from him.

Not guilty..


True story ---> Have you ever had to plug your vacuum in under the secretary's desk and she had no undies on?? (the plug in was by her feet and I bent down on the front side of her desk to plug it in and had a straight shot view oh my...

Dave

[deep]

Not guilty.

Q:have you ever intentionally to make a fussy customer to complain on you in order to get away from him.

[mrfixit]

A. Guilty

Q. ever tell a customer there machine is an old piece of crap and they should think of upgrading only to be told they bought it "rebuilt" from your company 2 months earlier.

[Ollie1981]

Not guilty.

Q. Ever had a cat use your toolbox as a litter box? (not me but a co-worker was guilty).

A. Almost guity.......when I was a TV/VCR/Hi-Fi tech had a customer's Dobermann puppy piss into my toolbox. Same thing, different animal

Q. Ever turned up to work with a bad stomach, started working on the machine when all of a sudden you get the birth pangs, have to damn near sprint to the customer's bathroom and do the apocalypse of all dumps.

Then whilst still midway through sat in the toilet cublicle, had someone come in and use the urinal whilst loudly exclaiming "Smells like something died in here!!"

[nightshade]

A. Guilty. Sort of.

Q. Have you ever rescued a trade in from the bin, fixed it up and then sold it for $$$ ?

Not guilty.

Q. Ever had a cat use your toolbox as a litter box? (not me but a co-worker was guilty).

[wagon]

Very very guilty.

Q. And then make lots of $$$$$'s selling prints from said hypothetical machine??

A. Guilty. Sort of.

Q. Have you ever rescued a trade in from the bin, fixed it up and then sold it for $$$ ?

[nightshade]

A. Guilty. Very.

Q. Have you, after 'appropriating' said free machine then flogged consumables for said free machine from every trade in?

Very very guilty.

Q. And then make lots of $$$$$'s selling prints from said hypothetical machine??

[wagon]

Q: Ever "inadvertantly" wind up with a (your machine here) that came off lease or trade in your basement for your own personal usage? (Not I, by the way)

A. Guilty. Very.

Q. Have you, after 'appropriating' said free machine then flogged consumables for said free machine from every trade in?

[pspahr]

A: Not guilty but possible in the future



Oh yea, back to my original question, have you ever wanted to go off on someone who is constantly looking for free advice but never brings anything to the table.

Guilty of wanting to and Even more so guilty of doing so!!!!!


Q: Ever "inadvertantly" wind up with a (your machine here) that came off lease or trade in your basement for your own personal usage? (Not I, by the way)

[Spank6482]

Q. have you ever been the one to draw the short straw and then proceed to tell the customer you drew the short straw when they ask you why you were the one there instead of their normal tech?

A: Not guilty but possible in the future

Q. Have you ever just wanted to strangle the stupid ass retards that go out and buy shitty equipment that doesn't work, bring them back to their about to go out of business copy shop or ship them to their Uncle Fred in Uzbekistan and then proceed to post shit here trying to find out why the piece of shit copier doesn't fucking work after he dumped all the developer out and what a E061-234098 error is on his $180 Canon CLC dinosaur shit-box is. Hey I don't know shit about automatic transmissions but do you see me tearing my wife's mini-fucking-van apart and heading over to Clutch Masters and playing 20 questions, NO you don't so don't do it here you cheap no paying dickhead.

Oh yea, back to my original question, have you ever wanted to go off on someone who is constantly looking for free advice but never brings anything to the table.

[kyoceradude]

A. not guilty

Q. have you ever been the one to draw the short straw and then proceed to tell the customer you drew the short straw when they ask you why you were the one there instead of their normal tech?

[deep]

A: Not Guilty

Q: Have you ever went to install the copier as a printer for a customer, and they ask you to fix all their other computer problems. ( Im the IT Coordinator)

A:Guilty, I'd charge them for extra labor cost.

Q:Have you ever made a mistake to blown up a copier.

[newbie]

Guilty!

Ever been to a call at a customers house and knelt down in front of machine to work on it and knelt on a wet carpet from customers dog p**s.

A: Not Guilty

Q: Have you ever went to install the copier as a printer for a customer, and they ask you to fix all their other computer problems. ( Im the IT Coordinator)