Hank is 92 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Hank goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit, smoke a cigar,
listen to music, ponder his accomplishments and reflect on his long
life.
One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat, and before they know it, several hours had passed. After a short
lull in their conversation, Hank turns to Mildred asks, "Do you know
what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!"
"I know," Hank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, pulls out
his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Hank's yank...
Then, one night, Hank didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Hank and make sure he was OK.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by
the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Hank's!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! ----- What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"
Old Hank smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's.
Hank goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit, smoke a cigar,
listen to music, ponder his accomplishments and reflect on his long
life.
One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat, and before they know it, several hours had passed. After a short
lull in their conversation, Hank turns to Mildred asks, "Do you know
what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!"
"I know," Hank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, pulls out
his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Hank's yank...
Then, one night, Hank didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Hank and make sure he was OK.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by
the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Hank's!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! ----- What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"
Old Hank smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's.
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