A patient escapes from a mental institution. He breaks out of his room window and shins down the drainpipe. On his way down, he passes the window for the laundry room and there are some women doing the washing. He smashes the window, enters the room and rapes every one of them before running away!
The headlines in the newspaper next day read: NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!
The headlines in the newspaper next day read: NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!

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